Comments for Tadpole

avatar for PlatypusMan
PlatypusMan

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) That ain't no tadpole.

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necktweaker

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its very frustrating when the mouse leaves the flash frame and the tadpole goes psycho instead of heading to the last location of the mouse

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Denis6

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Yep, i'm a sperm .

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sidieldani

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what the hell did I just have sex with

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aronzei

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If this is what actually happens during fertilization, there'd be no need for contraceptives.

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avatar for GotterakaThing
GotterakaThing

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) One thing's for sure. That's not a tadpole.

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avatar for Lynk3
Lynk3

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ma'am, the baby is fine, but their seems to be..."legos" crammed in various fashions inside your uterus. We need to abort the fetus and operate immediately.

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uberpenguin

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god, so many sarcastic comments are bouncing around in my head right now. All I can say for sure is that you have to be careful with games like this right here; you've probably set attitudes towards protection back by about 10 years. "Do you have a condom?" "No, but it's cool, there's no way my sperm will make it past level 26..."

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avatar for Kowasaci
Kowasaci

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can't do level 13.Nice concept. But so much for this game!!!

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avatar for Mozai
Mozai

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Not very effective birth control, I gotta say.

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Amanirose

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In the great scheme of life. I don't ever recall there being 'red blobs or bricks' that attack the spermatozoa in its journey through impenetrable brick halls whilst pushing green blobs or bricks into any red blob or brick. Maybe I was sick during that day in health class. Fun, and frustrating towards the end, game.

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thesuperninja

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh the humanity.

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AkiraChan25

Feb. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I thought it was going to be a game about frogs.

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sutasafaia

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Tadpole. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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avatar for SilentHitman123
SilentHitman123

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) someimes it isn't about actually winning first, it just about making sure the other guy dies

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game! Stuck on level 19.

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Developer response from Flashist

Hi! Thank you for the feedback! I will try to change video ASAP and create video for current levels of game.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Also I just checked the walkthrough and level 19 is different in the walkthrough.

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Developer response from Flashist

Hi again! http://youtu.be/XFcoTmVWZvo - here new walkthrough video =)

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StephenJM81

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I feel violated...

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avatar for aelsingel
aelsingel

Mar. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm pretty sure this is not the way ot works

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avatar for jakeisgrate
jakeisgrate

May. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i'm a sperm :D

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avatar for lilly60630
lilly60630

Sep. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) to quote pewdiepie ("im swimming around in a vagina im swimming around in a vagina")

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ExRedux

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Was fun till level 10 when you kill the other tadpole. Now I just feel like shit.

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avatar for Bladelock
Bladelock

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Finally I lost my virginity! Thank you Kongregate!

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aspyderwebb

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i hate lvl 26 :/

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avatar for SarahPlaying
SarahPlaying

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is nice how it is called TadPole to ease people into the game and in the Instructions u suddenly are asked to mouse over the SpermaZoon. Those who still thought that was actually was a TadPole are now feeling mighty confused. Nice cute little game though :).

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super_king_leer

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Babies look so innocent. Can't have guessed what kind of trickery / competitions they have been through.

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avatar for rolypolyoly
rolypolyoly

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, but the loss of control makes it unplayable in the harder levels, esp. 27

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Brogers44

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't recall learning about building blocks inside the female reproductive system in health class...

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Pilgrimsbattle

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 2 or 3 stars lost for the win/lose sound effects -.-

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Nightmare728

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is very funny man. The music and the fact that I'm a sperm made me laugh.

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steelreserve211

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) did i just make a baby???

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avatar for Lureahawk
Lureahawk

Mar. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If i lose focus for even a mili sec, i go flying in the opposite direction. Really annoying, instead i should just not move. Half the times i die because i have to go close the the edge of the screen, lose focus and kamikaze myself.

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avatar for penguinkirby
penguinkirby

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) YEP

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avatar for Jaffalord
Jaffalord

Oct. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fix the mouse control, after that the game is really nice little game.

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avatar for CluelessWonder
CluelessWonder

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Could do with more of a border between the edge of the game area and the edge of the maze. Levels like 27, where some finesse in moving things, under time pressure is needed becomes unnecessarily more difficult due to frequently straying out of the game area and losing control of the player.

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gabhazz

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The baby will be a genius !!!

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avatar for fannur
fannur

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Spermatozoon quest!

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avatar for Mafrume
Mafrume

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but level 23 is really challenging, must be the last one!

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avatar for Murderface79
Murderface79

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Holy crap, frogs are filled with blocks?

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avatar for SarahPlaying
SarahPlaying

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Little boy: "Daddy why does he tadpole have to get to an egg?" Dad to himself: "I ain't ready for "the talk" yet, dang Them stupid games."

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avatar for GMKCA
GMKCA

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I never knew that having sex was that hard!

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avatar for Chirpe
Chirpe

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Remember kids: In real life the it requires an assault of many sperm to break down the corona sufficiently enough to let one sperm get through to the egg... Thus being first = you won't be born

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avatar for LordRage
LordRage

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) one question: why the hell is a tadpole racing to an egg? did someone not listen in health class?

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avatar for Innominate
Innominate

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Protip: hold the left-mouse button down and Flash player will recognise its position even when moved outside the frame.

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avatar for Deckmaster
Deckmaster

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Does any buddy else hear banjo kazooie?

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avatar for grey_wolf_c
grey_wolf_c

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sound and music controls don't work. Since music is extremely annoying, it's unforgivable.

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avatar for metagamer
metagamer

Oct. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @aronzei: This is what actually happens, but for the individual sperm the gauntlet is much much worse. On the other hand there are betwen 40 million and 1200 million of them per time. (Yes, I googled it, eat _that_ pr0n filters.) The numbers are staggering.

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avatar for Black0Star
Black0Star

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't even--

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avatar for Zuiter
Zuiter

Apr. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Gettin' out of the screen by a pixel is the best contraception method. 100% effective, you just have to play and all tadpoles die!

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avatar for bgkbgk86
bgkbgk86

Apr. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @aronzei: What do you mean if? lol.

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