Comments for Tadpole

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dhrum123456789

Oct. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) sperm races to the egg!!!! Its mINE!

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dhrum123456789

Oct. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The RED SPERM EATING MONSTER RUNNNN

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dhrum123456789

Oct. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A sperm?

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Jaffalord

Oct. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fix the mouse control, after that the game is really nice little game.

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metagamer

Oct. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @aronzei: This is what actually happens, but for the individual sperm the gauntlet is much much worse. On the other hand there are betwen 40 million and 1200 million of them per time. (Yes, I googled it, eat _that_ pr0n filters.) The numbers are staggering.

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lilly60630

Sep. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) to quote pewdiepie ("im swimming around in a vagina im swimming around in a vagina")

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Black0Star

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't even--

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jakeisgrate

May. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i'm a sperm :D

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avatar for Zuiter
Zuiter

Apr. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Gettin' out of the screen by a pixel is the best contraception method. 100% effective, you just have to play and all tadpoles die!

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bgkbgk86

Apr. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @aronzei: What do you mean if? lol.

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avatar for KenX55
KenX55

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Lets swim into the vagina, lets swim into the big blue holee!, Goes with the music

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aelsingel

Mar. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm pretty sure this is not the way ot works

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BlueTwist

Mar. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Make it multiplayer :D

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Lureahawk

Mar. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If i lose focus for even a mili sec, i go flying in the opposite direction. Really annoying, instead i should just not move. Half the times i die because i have to go close the the edge of the screen, lose focus and kamikaze myself.

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blackjack666

Feb. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your score submission is kinda broken. It says I got 700,000 Also, what are the green and red things meant to represent?

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aspyderwebb

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i hate lvl 26 :/

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AkiraChan25

Feb. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I thought it was going to be a game about frogs.

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glorygamestudio

Feb. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting and beautiful physical puzzle. Intuitive gameplay. Nice game!

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ArgentDuergar

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Yeeha for the country music!

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avatar for LordRage
LordRage

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) one question: why the hell is a tadpole racing to an egg? did someone not listen in health class?

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Innominate

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Protip: hold the left-mouse button down and Flash player will recognise its position even when moved outside the frame.

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thecartm

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why do they call it tadpole? Well, so one would want to see a game called "Sperm" on the front page....

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Sharpay6312

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what if this is actually what happens

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Sharpay6312

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it says spermatozoon, so tadpole is probably some kind of slang or code.

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Metalmaster

Feb. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I feel like I've played something similar to this when I was younger, MUCH younger. I can really see myself in this game. A lot of hard work must have gone into making this vision.

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Kingtiger522

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Setting aside the somewhat... odd premise, can I just say that I love the opponent levels? It's like a timer, but better, because you can mess with it.

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Pilgrimsbattle

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 2 or 3 stars lost for the win/lose sound effects -.-

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avatar for rolypolyoly
rolypolyoly

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, but the loss of control makes it unplayable in the harder levels, esp. 27

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steelreserve211

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) did i just make a baby???

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avatar for cooleomann
cooleomann

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) cool beans bruh but thats definitely SPERM

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avatar for Mafrume
Mafrume

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but level 23 is really challenging, must be the last one!

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gabhazz

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The baby will be a genius !!!

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avatar for GotterakaThing
GotterakaThing

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) One thing's for sure. That's not a tadpole.

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avatar for Alekxs
Alekxs

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what the.

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avatar for SarahPlaying
SarahPlaying

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Little boy: "Daddy why does he tadpole have to get to an egg?" Dad to himself: "I ain't ready for "the talk" yet, dang Them stupid games."

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SarahPlaying

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is nice how it is called TadPole to ease people into the game and in the Instructions u suddenly are asked to mouse over the SpermaZoon. Those who still thought that was actually was a TadPole are now feeling mighty confused. Nice cute little game though :).

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avatar for Mozai
Mozai

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Not very effective birth control, I gotta say.

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crazydudez

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it is easy

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avatar for Chirpe
Chirpe

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Remember kids: In real life the it requires an assault of many sperm to break down the corona sufficiently enough to let one sperm get through to the egg... Thus being first = you won't be born

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thesuperninja

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh the humanity.

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avatar for Nightmare728
Nightmare728

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is very funny man. The music and the fact that I'm a sperm made me laugh.

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8008man2

Jan. 28, 2013

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avatar for Brogers44
Brogers44

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't recall learning about building blocks inside the female reproductive system in health class...

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avatar for Aloysius_non
Aloysius_non

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Helpful hint: Eggs are bouncy. You can on many levels find an easier answer by pushing a block into the egg, and then waiting. The egg will hit the opposite wall and bounce back, which will push the obstruction slowly back out until you have enough room to sneak through.

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avatar for Kowasaci
Kowasaci

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Actually,realized you can skip levels!

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Kowasaci

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can't do level 13.Nice concept. But so much for this game!!!

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uberpenguin

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god, so many sarcastic comments are bouncing around in my head right now. All I can say for sure is that you have to be careful with games like this right here; you've probably set attitudes towards protection back by about 10 years. "Do you have a condom?" "No, but it's cool, there's no way my sperm will make it past level 26..."

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avatar for necktweaker
necktweaker

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its very frustrating when the mouse leaves the flash frame and the tadpole goes psycho instead of heading to the last location of the mouse

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avatar for Kiatk
Kiatk

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) yeah tottally no a tadpole ;P

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avatar for sutasafaia
sutasafaia

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Tadpole. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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