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haha nice game, if u focus too much on one rule u forget the others, which makes u do them... hm...i keep forgetting the "dont walk left" rule xD anyways 5/5
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My fist reaction was "Ah another game :| " but after playing a bit came to decision it's 10 times awesome!!! Got some achievements on newgrounds!!! :) Plus checked Depict1 here, it's awesome!!! :D I give you high 5!
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A game that so seamlessly combines its incredible game mechanic with a damn fine metaphor is an easy 5/5. All the guys that worked on Braid could learn a thing or two.
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A little short for my likings. The difficulty was nice, a little annoying at times, but the rule to not be allowed to see the rules was plain useless, there were barely any you had to remember. I was starting to expect a "no jumping right" rule to go along with "no walking left." I would definitely like to see another game such as this.
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The main reason why "thou shall not walk left" is so funny is because it makes you feel like a complete idiot after you realize what you're supposed to do.
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Dear God of Tower of heaven,
You are a cruel mean person that repetedly kills me for touching the side of a brick.I hate you and am thankful i do not live in you world.
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It seems he has an antenna on his head for instant updates on football scores through a radio in his head! I want one too...
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You know when you play Tekken, and it is dead easy to get to the last boss (on any of them) but then you spend the next three hours throwing things at the screen because of the impossible combos that you are being beaten up with. It's THAT king of frustrating on level 11.
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This music haunts every now and then, and won't leave me alone until i finish the game again. To think i played it back in 2010. No flash game had me come back to it for 5 years.
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"Thou shall not jump left." "Ahh... Can't we discuss this?" "No!" "Umm... I'm going to get my lawyer, and tell him about this." "Thou shall not talk to thou lawyer." "C'mon man! Unfair!"
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Actually an interesting and fun game! ...and side-note, I swear to God nobody better say something completely obvious and then say "+ IF YOU AGREE!!!" You are not witty or cool or in anyway special for getting x number of +'s on your comment. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Cool game. Feels like old school GameBoy.
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I'm stupid! In level 8, I end near a wine (don't touch a living thing), and I try to go back and I die (Don't WALK left). I repeated this 5 times... What a men!
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WAH WAH WAh DIS GAM IZ TU HARD AND THE STORYLIEN SUX AND I DONT WANNA HAVTA LERN HOW TO PLAY I WANT TO WIN IN TEH FURST 5 MINUTES!-Some CoD fag who played this.
This game,this goddamn game,is one of the best pixle platformers i have ever played. The story line is dark,and metaforical,just the way i like it. Its hard,it gets hard quick,and its a looooong game. This is one of the best on kong.
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I'm more afraid of god than the devil, everyone knows that the devil isn't a nice guy but god has the power to solve all of worlds problems and make everyone happy or whatever he wants and he just sits back and watches as wars, natural disasters poverty, murder, rape..e.t.c. what kind of a twisted person can do that?
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It's amazingly fun! :D But there is a tad bit of a problem with the golden squares. They seem to go a bit beyond their lines. But it's okay since it makes them trollrage level 9.
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They weren't kidding about flooding your level with active traps. The penalty for lag is an instant death... Yeah... Regardless, still fun.
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*You shall not touch any living thing.* Now tell me how I am unable to touch MYSELF, since I am counted as a living being. Haven't thought about that eh kami?
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This. Game. Is. Awesome! It put me back to the time where I was a child playing with my GameBoy. The graphics & the music are great and even the levels are perfectly made. This is a small masterpiece.
It's a pitty, there are so less levels, but hey, there is a level-generator.
Congratulation, this game is really well done!
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I have no problem with games being hard, but when you die within the first second of a level, that's just cheap difficulty. Also, the "jump" control seems a bit stiff. Other than those points, this game is superb. 4/5
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Really difficult game, but as much as its addicting. Kinda reminds me of Don't look back beacause of the third commandments. Very creative 5/5 !
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Great game, even though you've made me hate butterflies. Rule 5 was an anticlimax though, I hadn't even checked the rules once as it was. The colour scheme is.... well, yellow, but you get used to it after a while. And eventually you win and fix it :)
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The game is so well thought out and executed. It has just the right amount of frustration in it that by the end of the game you almost feel like you, personally, are going up against the spiteful god.