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Games themselves are okay, but just don't play them too much or you will get bored. I've probably already gotten all the easy badges on this series so I don't have to worry about botd anymore.
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You know, these games represent the business model of Flipline pretty well. The next one should be "Papa's game developeria" where you hastily take on as many users as possible, rush orders and rehash ideas in order to eke out as many tips as possible from your 'customers' who have completely broken all pretense at this point and literally just stare at their phones. I may be a closer, but you also served me an uncooked rehashed game just as I did to get through 10 horrid orders and get the badge. Greg, can we please stop promoting freemium games and get back to the true art which really does exist on this site like Company of Myself, Starwish and Deep Sleep? These games are giving us a bad name.
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Like hell I believe your game is actually "loading". You're just trying to cover up for having a wall of advertisements. Sorry, but modern machines don't take this long to load any flash game on this site anymore.
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Ah papa, we meet again. Your terrible games that somehow keep getting BOTD are the bane to my existence. I can not one star your games fast enough and Kongregate's pimping you out is disgusting. I hate you papa. I wouldn't even wish your franchise on the likes of EA or Activision.
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Did I... Did I earn Badge of the Day already? Man, I'm so grateful to past me who loved Papa Louie so much she played some of the awful games that followed.
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I don't know why these customers keep telling me what they want, the sign is very clear. "First 10 customers get a raw hot dog with no toppings!"
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I think that even within the (not incredibly cool) Papa's saga this is the worst game I played. Simplistic in comparison to the others and at the same time unclear: how much should I cook this damn hot dogs?
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Yarrick: The API is probably damn near the same for them all. I bet ya Greg doesn't even need more than a few clicks. Plus they almost certainly have to be paying...somehow.
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I want to play Papa's Funeral Parloria where you get to prepare corpses for open casket funerals. The last customer you get to work on is Papa himself, and he never makes another game again.
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The fact that someone is making money from these unfun, cookie-cutter games makes me physically ill. The fact that they keep getting BotD out of a site with over one hundred THOUSAND games doesn't make me feel any better.
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Glad i started playing this game. Made me want to get back to homework and realize i never want to be stuck doing that.
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The first couple of Papa's X games were interesting. Now it seems like they're just trying to repeat a formula that was once good. The way to make a good game isn't to figure out what feature you need to add to the same game, but to find new games.
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guys, if you hate the papa games so much, then just take your badge, tell kong you didn't like it/hate it, and leave. you don't have to even do that. we get you don't like them. we have more comments then needed telling us that.
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Kongregate, please stop giving these games badges... If you must badge Papa's games, please for the love of God, don't make them Badge of the Days.
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I think, given my prowess on the field, that I should be playing baseball, instead of (drastically under/over) cooking effing hotdogs.
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Yelp Review: 1/5. "I went to a game the other day and decided to try Papa's Hot Doggeria because who doesn't have a hot dog or two at a game? Besides, I heard the food from the Papa's franchise is amazing. EXCEPT HERE. I ordered a hotdog with relish and mustard, with a small Fizzy and a small popcorn. The kid behind the counter threw a raw hot dog at me and told me to @#$% off because he needs a 'badge'???? I've never been so insulted! 1/5 WARNING TO EVERYBODY. DO NOT EAT HERE. TERRIBLE customer service and TERRIBLE food."
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Someone should make a game where people come to the counter and order food from the menu, and your job is to take the order, drop trau, and spray them with liquid feces as they stand there in abject horror. They would then inform the manager of your behavior, ranking your brown-fountain in terms of aroma, consistency, and flavor, and you'd get points based on how annoyed they are. This game would STILL be better than these craptastic Papa's games.