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Apparently, the customers are of a very specifically picky breed... Carefully arrange each piece of fruit and whipped cream to ultimate distribution? Get 94% build. Throw the whole onto the pancake and just be happy that you managed to hit the plate in the first place? 100% build. I'm starting to suspect that these guys are so hungry from eating nothing but junk food that they consume the plate as well. Seriously, we need a Papa's Saladeria, just to give these fellows some vitamins!
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Big Pauly, we know you have diabetes. Stop coming in and asking for chocolate chips on everything. You will thank us later.
-Management
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If a customer comes in and orders pancakes with cinnamon, raspberries, and maple syrup, I don't think it's my fault if the result tastes like shit.
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I feel like Im becoming OCD myself by playing this game... What do you mean I got 99 percent on build station! The raspberries were falling off everywhere when i was stacking them on top of whipped cream!! Those raspberries... so messy.... so..... messy......(twitch)
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sorry sir your order looks little messy that's because you want a chocolate mix french toast + whipped cream + chocolate + chocolate mix french toast + whipped cream + chocolate + chocolate mix french toast. Mr BIG PAULEY
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I already almost killed Big Paulie in Freezeria and he is still here with huge order o.O If he doesn't die this time then i wonder is he even a human.
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Level 16. Drink Assistant. Assistant. Assistant. I'm the only person working here!! Who am I assisting and why the hell haven't they helped me so far?!
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Oh you taste tested your pancakes by chewing on your fork? Yes, I completely understand why you gave me a 90% at the grill station.
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so the job is simple, you will be the only employee and you will have to cook, clean, prepare the orders, and run the register, your customers will be kept waiting from open till close, you will get no breaks or days off and your cat must be near on the counter where you serve your customers all day. oh and your tips and paycheck are going to be used to fix this place up for me ok? thanks again for taking the job, im gonna go see how my other food joints are running with this same system
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So i can make waffles pancakes and french toast while managing many customers all alone but never have i needed so much expertice to make a cup of coffee
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Is anyone else a little repulsed by Fat Pauly? Good Lord, three chocolate chip french toasts with two layers of whipped cream and two layers of chocolate chips. And then he orders sugar in his coffee.... *gag* I've got a sweet tooth but that's freakin ridiculous.
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What do you mean I got a 50 for build! I put your butter in the shape of a smiley face! Who doesn't love smiley faces!
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*Examines pancakes* "Oh wow... this is extraordinary... these pancakes... the toppings... it's all.. so... perfect.. Madam, YOU have earned my everlasting resp-..." *Dramatic zoom onto back counter* "Oh... my... gawd... YOU SPILLED SYRUP!!! YOU HAVE KILLED US ALL! SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN NOW!"
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Here's your order, oh no, the pancakes will overheat! please say hooray quickly! now they're a little over cooked... may I take your order? uh oh, there goes the cooking alarm again...
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I wish instead of a bell the dog barked/ cat meowed when someone came in. Though my parents would probably think I was watching animal videos on youtube again... :P
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And in other news, local gastric legend Big Pauly was found dead this morning after apparent heart failure. He was 31. This is a big blow to the area's restaurants; local entrepreneur Papa Louie was quoted as saying, "My business--it's-a ruined!" before making an attempt on his own life. More at ten.
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Kong admins, it's okay. Blink twice if Flipline Studios has a gun to your head and is forcing you to put up a Papas BOTD again.
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there needs to be a Papas Donutria. I'd like to make a variety of donuts, such as glazed, chocolate, sprinkled, cream filled, lemon filled, cinnamon, vanilla and the list goes on.