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Tips for those looking to get the final hard badge:
If you start a game with the name "almostpapa", you start at rank 30 with 34 gold customers and one silver customer. Then you just need to make one good pizza and then grind papa Louie up to gold.
Once someone is gold, they cannot get lower than that. You can literally give them an uncooked, unsliced cheese pizza and it doesn't matter.
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I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD WORK! BUT IT DOES!
Just so it doesn't get lost: if you name yourself "almostpapa" at the start of the game, you start the file at rank 30, with 35 customers unlocked and all but the 35th one being gold rank. Should give you the first 3 badges instantly. Then you can grind out 16-17 days for the last one, which is more than any reasonable person should do to enjoy this game.
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Eat my Pizza little boys. Eat my burgers little boys. Eat my hotdogs little boys. Eat my pancakes little boys. Eat my ice-cream little boy. Eat my.... Oh, forget it!
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Big Pauly: I'd like 8 pieces of pepperoni, 4 pieces of puppy chow, 2 pieces of onion, 3 sardines and shit on it please.
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Flipline Studios should update this game. Because this is the first papa game ever. "Custom workers, foudini mini games, decorating lobby and shop items, better ui." Please FLIPLINE HEAR US!!
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I FINALLY got Gold Papa, after like 2 weeks of playing this thing, and the page won't update! Here's hoping they'll accept my screenshot.
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Day 57. Accidentally clicked Erase Saved Data. World stopped turning. Heart stopped beating. Now I know what it would take for me to commit suicide. Confirmation window. Still alive.
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Not sure why it isn't in the top five comments... but. Make a new game, and name the file almostpapa. You'll start off on day 99 with many of the people leveled and this will save you ages of effort.
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"Ummm yes, on my pizza I would like exactly 4 pieces of green peppers distributed equally on the left half of my pizza. I would also like exactly 2 mushrooms in the upper right quadrant of my pizza. I would like it baked for precisely 39 seconds, but I want it to be done at that point. Anything less than this is not satisfactory for me."
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For the last badge, I think the quickest way to get to it is to never serve anything good to gold customers, even if you're like rank 15 or so. The tips you'll get from the others will be enough to rank up, and you'll rank up slow enough to give the newest customers a bunch of stars before moving on to the next one. I ranked up too fast, and now I still have bronze customers even though the 35th customer is gold because he keeps coming every day.
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a crazy person's tip: once you get a bronze, silver or gold customer, no matter how much you screw up, you can't lose that status. if you're anything like me, when going for the last badge, I just did the last customer's order right, everybody else got the margarita.
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So my shop stays open for only the time it takes to half-bake four pizzas (or one, since they're all on the grill at the same time) and then closes??
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"Yes, I'd like a pizza with different toppings on each half, then I want it cut in six pieces so that the toppings bleed over anyway."
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These people have the most boring diets imaginable. Come on, fat guy, there's more to life than salami. Live a little, try a mushroom.
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@bbrtki nobody deserves to be banned because of your opinions. Kong will never cater to your arrogance. If you don't like a game, DON'T PLAY THEM! Those words work fine for me as a flash gaming fan. People deserve to create what they want and ignorant and self-centered turds like you are far too common on the internet. People who ignore the efforts of developers who make a game they want to make are not entitled to your hatred just because they didn't make what you wanted. There are games for everyone. Every game has a target audience. Just because one didn't bother to target you, doesn't mean you can point at them and say that they don't deserve to exist. The reality is that YOU don't deserve to exist. screw you and everyone who voted up your comment.
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Day 103: Papa himself comes in now, ordering the same bizzarre pizza day after day no matter how much I burn, chop, or otherwise ruin it the day before. Our eyes meet each time, yet he doesn't acknowlege that he is my captor. I wonder, is he taunting me? Flaunting his freedom? Trying to push me over the edge? The days begin to blur and I find myself staring glassy-eyed into the pizza oven as the customers stack up out front. There must be a way out. I will escape this torment somehow.