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Oh, you accidentally gave me someone else's pizza and mine is completely finished right behind you? I'll just take this one and not tip you.
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Day 48 - after a week of not being there Big Paulty returns!! I was really worried he'd died of cholesterol or something!
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Next time I go to a pizza place, I am ordering a pizza with exactly 8 pieces of peperoni, 6 green pepperss on one half, and 6 olives on one half, 3 of them overlapping with the peppers, split evenly among 6 pieces, in the oven for exactly 9 minutes. However, the cuts don't really need to be even... As long as there are 6 slices.
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I'm more surprised that these people keep coming back, even though they're so dissatisfied with their food. Long wait time, order completely wrong, couldn't even be cut and yet they still come back. Dedication or stupidity?
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*Achieves Rank 4: Delivery Boy*
Oh good. I'm so glad I've come so far ever since I had a job as a delivery bo- WAIT A SECOND. *glare*
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Dear Customer:
I have been doing this job ALONE for approximately $25 a day for the last 100 days. Due to this, and the fact your inane orders are driving me insane, YOU ARE ALL GETTING BARELY COOKED CHEESE PIZZAS while I get Papa Louie to Gold Customer status. Thank you for your understanding and your continued patronage.
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The whole "toppings only on one side" thing gets me. If I put them on the wrong side, my tip is reduced, when all the customer had to do was rotate the pizza 180 degrees. ._.
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I finally lost it. I spelled 'F. U' on a pizza in olives, threw as much random crap on it as possible, left it in the oven until it was as burnt as possible while sitting in the waiting rooms staring at the line of customers waiting to see if any dared to leave, then chopped the pizza to pieces and served that shit...I guess this is what papa louie gets for just leaving without warning and letting his shop in the care of a sole random employee who's mental health has never been examined...
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I love the description for the second hard badge.
"Why do you do this to yourself? No one forces you to earn these badges." - The irony is too strong in this one.
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Just so it doesn't get lost: if you name yourself "almostpapa" at the start of the game, you start the file at rank 30, with 35 customers unlocked and all but the 35th one being gold rank. Should give you the first 3 badges instantly. Then you can grind out 16-17 days for the last one, which is more than any reasonable person should do to enjoy this game.
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Day 57. Accidentally clicked Erase Saved Data. World stopped turning. Heart stopped beating. Now I know what it would take for me to commit suicide. Confirmation window. Still alive.
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I like how the last hard badge on this game has less people who have it than some "impossible" badges. This game's simply not fun enough to warrant the time.
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The dude's face as he flips the sign to "OPEN" is an accurate picture of me grinding through this game for the badges...
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For the Endurance Hard Badge, as soon as you get a gold badge for a customer, start feeding them raw unsliced cheese pizzas. You will get glared a lot, and you will not get any tips, but you will save THOUSANDS of clicks. If you use 'almostpapa' as your name you will skip straight to one day before unlocking Papa Louie. This will save you tens of thousands of clicks and hours of playing this game long beyond the point that it is fun. You will still have to spend 15 days feeding Papa Louie his absurdly complicated pizza to get the badge. Good luck, and + to keep this comment alive!
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At the time of writing this comment, 115,219 people have earned the easy badge. Only 5,364 went on to get the final badge. That's 4.7%. Today, nearly 4 years after earning the easy badge myself, I have come to the end of my Pizzeria journey. Here's to adding my .000008%.
Huzzah.
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For anyone thinking about going for the hard badges: it took me 58 days to get the first and 119 days to get the second. It was incredibly tedious. They are labeled endurance badges for a reason.
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WHY?! Why did they badge this game?! I've gone for so long avoiding this game! I can never satisfy these people, yet they keep coming back! Are the point of these games to see who can go postal in the fastest amount of time?
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me: "oh i'm sorry sir i gave you the wrong pizza let me get the right one for you"
customer: "NO i want this pizza and im not going to give you a tip"
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So, I asked Kingsley if he wanted me to cut his pizza into 4 or 8 slices....he said "you better cut it into 4. I don't think I can eat 8."
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So I reached day 100 and all of my costumers were gold so I got papa. Then I realized that if I just gave everyone a plain pizza with no toppings that had only been in the oven for a microsecond, then they would still be gold costumers even though they were be mad at me, so what if the were. So I hope they all like cold cheese pizza 'cause that's what their getting. I don't care about tips anymore anyways.
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I love how the cheerful music comes on and they jump with joy when they get their pizza done right. Not to mention the pizza glows:)
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wow... the papas restraunt chain started here, and now its one of the most popular series on this site... counting the new one there is already 6 games! i dont believe flipline studios will stop there though...
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You know, when they complain about how long the wait was, I should explain to them that I am literally the only person working in this place and I haven't had a day off for nearly 3 weeks.
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The real problem lies in the fact that we have to factor how long it takes for the customer to order, and then the time it takes for them to look at the order, judge the order, and give you a tip (or lack thereof). That really makes it hard to get everything good.
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don't you think the cheering is a bit patronising? 'here is your pizza sir' 'YES!!!!! YES, YOU GOT IT RIGHT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT OMG YOU MADE MY PIZZA! OH YES!' 'yeah...., goodbye'