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Oct. 07, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Oh boy I'm At 2.9 million feet! Only 100k more and I get the hard badge! *Hits balloon with spike on it* *Gives up the will to live and sobs uncontrollably*

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weirdo

Feb. 05, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I sure do wonder how much it costs for turtles hospital bills and HOW LONG DOES HE HAVE TO WALK TO THAT HOSPITAL WHILE EVERYTHING IS BROKEN OR HE HAS SPIKES IN HIS INNER GUTS READY TO DIE WHILE HE ACTS LIKE EVERYTHINGS FINE WHEN YOU STOP WITHOUT GETTING HIT BY SPIKES WUT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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quicksilver34

Oct. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Screw physics we have NUKES!

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Ryanduc

Feb. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT SONG IS IT WHEN YOU LAUNCH HIM!?!

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dannykaz01

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *landed on spikes* big bomb giggles at me !

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Pluto2828

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Isn't it annoying when you're one inch away from Dad and then you stop?

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PrI3Nor

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) waiting to get jet pack and at the end of the round I have $24999 :(

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brennenlewis13

Dec. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) BEST GAME EVER!!!

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Seakill

Dec. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 3,912,098m and only 20 nukes! Oh and i'm sorry to inform GlaciesD that he is now dead. I'm afraid this is a game not a video.

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CigNCoffee

Nov. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely 1 of the best distance games I have ever played.

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colacrazy99

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The secret button is a question mark between Blast and Co. on the shop

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puppy123454321

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) watch the turtle's mouth carefully you'll c he knows how to say all long vowls xD

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Kurtis235

Nov. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder what the shop keeper spends his money on?

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bailey500

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) every time i use a nuke i end up getting bloody end 2 seconds later :(

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SimplyVictory

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Squirtle? ZOMG!!!

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111ali111

Nov. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just think if that turtle would have been in supermario!

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Elyki_

Nov. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) NVM i made it through THREE chainsaws straight, then shot up into the sky and landed on ANOTHER chainsaw! WOW!!!

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chicovato

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you want to see a short video click on the ? mark in the shop on the sign.

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jakster1999

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) turtle go boom :)

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cyntheo

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So glad my mom owns the hospital... The turtle needs it.

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adam3187

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + if you want there to be more easter eggs in game

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kiran29

Oct. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is cooooooooooooool........... but tym consuming........

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Brooke24HaloIII

Oct. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, Squirtle is on the title screen

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Spartan151

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awsome game! You need to make a secound one!

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ckb0

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the secret button is on the guy's face in the shop :)

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LisKira

Sep. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the banana! XD

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njh79

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) must be the equivalent of rasputin in the turtle world

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Derikice

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is this turtle supposed to be squirtle??

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shawn41

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anyone ever notice how the first jet pack looks like a face in the shop

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NeonWolf

Sep. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SHORYUKEN!!!

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ddevilc

Sep. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i think there should be hotkeys for the jetpack/nuke

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adisaat

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I thought it was squirtle!!

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pformer

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) all the fun of Kitten cannon but with SQUIRTLE!!!!

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Mousketeer23

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Unfortunately for the turtle, it was either this or star in Epic Combo. At least this pays better.

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wondertonic1

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he must be from canada because he has free health care

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Fizrock

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I launched a turtle into space yesterday and it blew up and died on a floating spike." ...Awkward...turtle...

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kokojones

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what is it with turtles and penguins wanting to fly?

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dragonmaster80

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder how many Band-aids and aspirins this turtle goes through.

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Zorgiepipi

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Poor turtle.

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chikyrocks10

Jul. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ok.... there is Goombas but no Koopas?

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downystram517

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) rate up if you think this game needs points for how high you get

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X_SPENZIVE

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so addicting X_SPENZIVE

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nabz4eva10

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) HOORAY I BOOSTED IT FROM 4.44 to 4.45 WOOOT

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beaver27

Jul. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That Turtle's Tougher than chuck norris

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jason20410

Jul. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + if you want the sequel!

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jhoncenax

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that bannana punched the shit out of him

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1111barca1111

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't know turtles bounce.

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MusicMan152

Jun. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I bet P.E.T.A. would have a heart attack if they saw this game

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Chops95

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its funny when your miles up in space and you let you turtle free fall and he lands straight onto spikes!

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Noobin8er

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT MY PET TURTLE DIED WHEN I SHOT IT WITH A BAZOOKA IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE! WHY DOES THIS ONE LIVE?

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