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*noob plays te game for the first time* "ohh this sounds like a cute game its called Toss the Turtle." *clicks on game* "ok lol im in a stone cannon!" *shoots for the first time* "OMFG TE TURTLE IS BLOODY AN MEH SHOOT IT WID ROCKS!!!!!!" *goes to shop* AHHHH THERES A FREAKING NUKE THAT IM GONNA SHOOT THE TURTLE WITH!!!!" O:< "And this is game is called TOSS the turtle, not Shoot-this-turtle-with-nukes-and-spiking-it-also-trying-to-abduct-it-with-aliens.
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Actually, Minecraft is the 7th most popular game in the world, with 1.85% of all plays recorded in 2014, while League of Legends is ranking first with 19.99%, but hey, it's your opinion.
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I got 3495 feet just from using the cannon at the lowest power and I didnt use the gun or the jetpack or the nuke or anything else
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If you want high height use your jet pack when your close to the ground for them goombas to hit ya up in the sky and the jet pack will let you go really high. + up so others can see.
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Why hasn't anybody given this injured turtle a purple heart (for those that don't know, google it) yet? He's survived so much destruction and practically paints the ground red, but he still can sit up. SALUTE TO THE TURTLE!