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Hey! Boy, do I HAVE A TIP FOR YOU! You see, your turtle ya got der needs ENCOURAGEMENT to do well. Every proper turtle owner fires their turtle out of a canon. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! When your turtle is failing, give it some encouragement by shooting it in the face. Then nuking it. Followed by forcing it to kill innocent fancy lil' gumbas. Beware of the flying spikes, and have a great time "encouraging" your lil' guy der!
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My biggest issue with this game is that it relies mostly on incremental mechanics. There is not a lot of skill involved.
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15 min of play for the badge , reward hard to hit , always gain between 600 - 1000 golds .... never find a use of the 3 click even when clicking everywere .... burrito bison far far better ....
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@sgtchewy 3 million feet is 568 miles, and turtles can usually go 1-4 mph, let's say 2 in this case. Turtles sleep 11 hours a day and are awake 13, so that means they can go 2 mph for 13 hours daily = 26 miles per day. 568 / 26 = about 22, so the answer is 22 days, or 3 weeks and 1 day.
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For a Turtle to can Walk all the way 3 Million Miles Away it Would Take
52 days and 32 weeks and 12 Months
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It may a game brutal to the turtle and his life, but honestly...I'm obsessed. I've been playing it sense 6th grade and I'm still in love with it.
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Oh boy I'm At 2.9 million feet! Only 100k more and I get the hard badge! *Hits balloon with spike on it* *Gives up the will to live and sobs uncontrollably*