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Why Would you sign up to this mr turtle you get shot by freaking bazookas shot out tank your nuked flys across a map with a missle charging into his stomach. I don't think I am a bad person ive only just shot him with a bazooka a uzi and a slingshot over 1000 times, rammed a missle into his stomach, exploaded him hes a god the number of times he just got up
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One of my all time favorite games. FYI, The sequal is available on Google Play, search Super Toss The Turtle by GonzoSSM.
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I love it how this turtle can survive being nuked, going into space, getting shot multiple times but the second he touches a spike its insta-kill
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Hey! Boy, do I HAVE A TIP FOR YOU! You see, your turtle ya got der needs ENCOURAGEMENT to do well. Every proper turtle owner fires their turtle out of a canon. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! When your turtle is failing, give it some encouragement by shooting it in the face. Then nuking it. Followed by forcing it to kill innocent fancy lil' gumbas. Beware of the flying spikes, and have a great time "encouraging" your lil' guy der!