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I've been wondering, how does this poor, poor turtle survive all of this? We shot him with varieties of guns, shot him out of a cannon, made him land in spikes, bombs, git hit by a banana and a chainsaw, so how does this little turtle manage to get back every single time? Let alone just sit up after the turtle has been exploded AND abused without a scratch! What a manly turtle.
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Does anyone know why we are even launching the poor turtle out of a cannon, and why we're shooting him? Not to mention, how did we get him IN the cannon in the first place? Was he just walking around one day and went "Ooh a cannon, lets climb inside" Like what?
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My question is where are the medics when the turtle looks pretty much dead? He kinda just gets up and is like "I'm fine" and I'm just sitting there like "Does he have regeneration powers or something??"
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game is fun until you get to a certain point, then you hit obstacles that will stop you everytime before you can come to an actual distance, this is ok sometimes but happens far too often, by the time i got last cannon i havent reached my natural distance
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i found a great glitch that (if you can do it) can get you quite alot of distance. if you use a jetpack RIGHT before hitting something that shoots you REALLY high, you can get TONS of hight. just a normal bomb guy can get you around 400 FT!!!
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Mhm , each nukes does around 5000 ft , so around 600 of them should take you to the hard badge. Hard , hard grind. ( 600x10,000=6 Million(Good Luck)
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"Yes! Beat my high score...and still going...hmm...when to use my remaining two shots and my jetpac---*hits flying spike* Nooooo"
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Omg. This game displays such animal cruelty. I'm going to report it to my local vet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY73vFGhSVk
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This is an amazing game! You torture the turtle, earn money from it, and he still survives! Without a hospital. You just keep torturing him, over and over.