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I've been playing this game for years and it's hard to get tired of. You get to infinitely shoot a turtle out of a cannon. What's not to like?
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Press the + To keep this alive , If you are hitting the floor multiple times spamming a and d Will take you forward and give you a little boost
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A man and his pet turtle walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my turtle." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the turtle falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a turtle."
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get the golden gun, play another game, get rich, then buy insurance to go to the hospital for all the turtles deaths and broken bones.
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If you turn on your jet pack at the same time as you hit a bomb guy, you will fly straight up into space in this game.