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This is an amazing game! You torture the turtle, earn money from it, and he still survives! Without a hospital. You just keep torturing him, over and over.
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If a turtle can withstand such a blast from multiple explosives, tanks, etc. then can it survive being sent through planets? will it? will we get that for the sequel whenever?
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This game is too slow for me. It takes way too long to make progress, not enough money is awarded per run to get any upgrades for like ten launches. There should be more bonuses, like for height and not just distance, and for number of objects hit, and for pickups gathered. It's just too slow for me.... The only upside is that it isn't over fast like other launch games, but that's also the problem: IT'S TOO SLOW. 3/5 for effort
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Once you buy the golden gun and tank, throw money at bombs to easily have enough ammo and power for the 3,000,000 achievement. After that, it's a grind that depends entirely on luck. You will probably hit floating spike-balls on 20+ tries in a row before you get the hard achievement.
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This is basically identical to Canoniac, right down to the way the turtle strikes a different pose each time he bounces. Only with stupid wiggly crayon artwork.
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ermmmm... does this mean its not bad to toss turtles from now on? if so... then i could toss one into donald trump's face ;-;
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Just wondering... Does this take place in the UK? There needs to be free healthcare for this poor little turtle getting mashed up by all these damn things.
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this is full of super mario references. angry sun,goombas,bombs, but not just that there are other games in this like chainsaw daddy(idk the actual name) and spike wall and many others