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This game is abuse of a turtle. To much exaggerated blood, shooting, missiles and more this game great... for those who want to train their kids to attempt to murder mass quantities of species. -85/5
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@GameCreatorsDev except for spikes, they are his (theirs probably, as you get a new one shortly after) eternal nemesis
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"Hints and Tips: Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards." And how can I even Humanly see them coming when the turtle is going 15,000 ft. per second? Or is that particular tip only for those Jedi out there who can see that kind of thing in time to actually do something about it? XD
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There should be a earn-able mod where if you spend enough time in space you freeze and come down as a comet gaining a speed bonus.
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I guess my main gripe with the game is that it lacks polish. While it's cute and simplistic...and in all honesty, quite fun and addicting, it's the little things that turn me off..such as how the text boxes aren't big enough for the text or how the Golden Gun is available without having gotten the required flight time. It's just bad programming, and it messes up an otherwise great game.
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The birds that convert your horizontal velocity to vertical velocity are awful and I hate them so much more than spikes...
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Has anyone noticed the link on the period of the hard badge? There's a link on the period. Leading to a YT video about a kid who likes turtles. Thing. :P
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There are a lot of video game references in this game for example the birds in the sky look like peliper the pokemon, the game uses mario sound effects and goombas, the turtle at the beginning looks like a squirtle and in the city area you sometimes can see something which looks kinda like a portal turret.