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Why hasn't anybody given this injured turtle a purple heart (for those that don't know, google it) yet? He's survived so much destruction and practically paints the ground red, but he still can sit up. SALUTE TO THE TURTLE!
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Only two words can describe this:
Animal Abuse. I mean, think about the ki-
Screw that, I just got enough cash to upgrade my gun.
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WOW. shouldnt we do something about this turtles life Becauase hes gonna end up dying soon so why dont we pay for his hospital bill or something.
Ahh who cares lets just wack him in the face with a chainsaw give him a missile to hold on to thats all fine....Is it?
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The last time I shot the turtle into spik---- I mean, the last time the turtle got impaled on spikes he didn't sigh a sigh of relief. Guess mine wasn't Forgiven by Forgived. Heh...he..heeh....
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Easter egg: In the shop menu, the sign that says 'blast co.' has an almost-invisible question mark inbetween the words. If you click it, you get an animation.