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kopo12

Jul. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I like how one minigame can lead from you becoming a model or the end of the world. .______________.

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Pendragon13

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "...It was Barack H Obama..." I laughed so hard! Anyway awesome game, and even though I get nothing but self satisfaction...I'm going to find all the endings :)

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SodaPopskinski

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) For those having trouble with the X-mashing: It's not about how fast you press the button, it's about pressing'x' after the animation has advanced a frame. tap x, see the character react? That's how it measures.

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Rynnojad

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Music in menu isn't from ending of "You Have To Burn The Rope "?

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bicyclecircus

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) absolutely 5/5, excellent concept, intriguing game play, this game is going right into my favorites.

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Deminish

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why not add subtitles as well as that tinyurl link for deaf people?

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Geenf11

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just because Egoraptor, not to mention the awesome game itself, 10/5.

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greenman74

Jun. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love the reader's voice.

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PunyMortal

Jan. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) first play I drowned, second I ended humanity, third I got humiliated by an albino bear. Boy, do I suck at life.

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thatjoeguy

Apr. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "With 40 inch rims and a tank full of gas, you cut people off and drive like a- a jerk." love it

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defrostman

May. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) GOD DAMN KARDASHIAN SISTERS!!!!!

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AiochuL

Jul. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently, I'm destined to cause the end of the world.

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Brycero23

Nov. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) EGORAPTOR FTW

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Anonymr

Jun. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The female side of the game seems really half assed - either that or just sexist.

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oONinjaKittenOo

Jun. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Shouldn't I be mashing y instead of x to stay a male?

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Planeswalker36

Mar. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is funny, I love alternate endings and paths games. At the same time its narated by egoraptor, 5/5.

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Kunada

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Defiantly a couple of "what the hell?" moments in this game. All in all, very amusing.

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iAlexxx

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL, I'm not entirely sure why, but this is really addicting! I'm drawing out the whole tree-chart as I type this! :D

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TNTRU1E5

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think my X key broke... or my finger...

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catzzzz

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) takes tooooo much time to load

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silatdd

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the loading is long

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Drakonid

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How a handshake from Chuck Norris better than becoming The Doctor?

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brainzfordinner

Oct. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I high-fived Kramer. I'm set for life.

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edukated

Jun. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I killed Morgan Freeman! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! There is No GOD!

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Lillybuds

Jul. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I killed Morgan Freeman! :(

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Friction88

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) shouldn't it be "press y to remain male"?

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Randolg

Apr. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So, children, if you skip school and don't give a f*ck about a guy dying under a scorpion, you become Doctor Who.

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AwesomeSauceKid

Dec. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That Escalated Quickly: The game

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BirdBlackbird

Oct. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) that's the you have to burn the rope tune

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vampirefan

Jun. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wish this is subtitled, I'm hard of hearing and i want to at least understand what that person was saying!

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jayd96

Aug. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) oh god no, i killed morgan freeman :O

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leverage914

Feb. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i became a god? my work here is done

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freguy

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good, but needs more cows...

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budderman291

Apr. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why only X,there should be an option on the begging to change it

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Cheeseyman66

Apr. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Great. I turned the whole world into a nudist community :L

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vovillia

Apr. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What have I done!? Everyone is nude! O.o

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enderblawk

Jul. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *gets ultimate clap as my true ending* im chuck norris :D wait.. if thats the case he should have became a god... oh well, im sure he already is.

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MusicxxAddicted

Jun. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why is there no save function? I had to start ALL OVER

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tiloco217

Apr. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just realized that the starting menu music is the tune of the credit song from you have to burn the rope :D

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kajarainbow

Jun. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Uh. Is this entirely voiced? If so, it's entirely inaccessible to a deaf player like me. Could you add subtitles or at least an option to turn them on?

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terent

Sep. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I killed Morgan Freeman I am the worst bastard in the world.

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rh433

Sep. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I killedmorgan freeman and commited suicided at the same time....Like a baus

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ABACADAE

Jul. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Egoraptor is Dr. Seuss? Called it Mike!

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anonguy1

Jul. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) most interesting apple EVER.

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hansolo13

Jul. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he never actually goes back to school...

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main_gi

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Do you get an ending for all 29? It's not anything that I've yet to find.

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chaosguard

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Shouldnt mashing X make you a girl? XX :P

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lcpjrbr

Apr. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I shaked the handof the All Mighty Chuck Norris, all your arguments are invalids >:D

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Arus51

Apr. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why isn't there a medium badge for finding all the endings?

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brokeman11

Oct. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "You died with hotgirls, I guess that's a plus" <- made my day with that one

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