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wait ... im a new time traveler? then im a thousand years old ... i thought i was only 10 ... wow this game changed my life
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Chuck Norris shakes my hand, and I fly up high. It takes some time, but I eventually land. I look at myself, my chins and my hair. How could all of this, come from wrestling a bear? Have I actually become a god? My thoughts are disrupted, with an applaud. A group of people, pats me on the shoulder, before suddenly, a humongous boulder! I try to stop the boulder with my new skills, and so I do, stopping any kills. The world now knows me as "The God of Coolness". I have never, given in to foolness.
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Skipped school, got rejected by a few hoes, became a pilot, feel asleep on the job and crashed killing everyone on board - including Morgan Freeman.
Not bad.
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I just wanted to say again that I love this game for the ability to end Morgan Freeman. I know, everyone loves him, except me. He is the same guy in every damn movie folks, "the old man on the porch sippin' tea tellin' wise tales". Hell any 3rd rate voice baritone can do that, all ya need is a rocking chair. 2 cents, cashed.
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OMG this is hilarious :D Too bad there are only 5 stars to be awarded! I'm already looking forward to a sequel, keep up the good work.
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When a game is about making choices, those choices need to have a meaningful result. The result of every choice in this game is "some random bullshit happens apropos of nothing". I don't get better grades by staying in school, I just end up in one of two cities for no conceivable reason. I don't end up a super spy because I chose to, I become a super spy because I'm a cat person. The entire thing is one long non-sequitur.
On the other hand, the voice acting is decent for a flash game and I suppose it's entertaining enough for a couple minutes.
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I lived my life, I became many things. I grew up, I died young, I paid for my sins. I played though them all, beyond one and two, but the best is, of course, where I'm Doctor Who.
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just to be a nitpick, the outer wall of the egg becomes inpenetrable after fertilization... so the first scenario would actually never happen.
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I played this game, not because it looked nice,
But to earn the badge 'you only live thrice'.
I found the endings, one, two and three,
I've earned today's badge my kongpanion's now shiny.
So despite this game, out of five, is a zero,
I've now powered up in Sandbox Hero :)
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There's a bomb on the place! I need to defuse it! What do I do? Answer: I kneel in front of it w/ a pair of wire-cutters, sweating.... forever. Seriously the game has just frozen here. It's not completely frozen, because the animation is still going (sweat continually dripping from his face), but nothing happens when I press any keys, & there no words left onscreen telling me to do anything. I guess I found... the NON ending :/