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IMA BIRD!YAY!oh , wait a second..."bird hunting"...LETS GTFO!*an arrow kills tha bird* Oh no!D: i just want to say my last words...uhm...AAARGH...uf...WHY THAT MAN ARE HUNTING US??!!!!Bowman:because yes.now shut up *the bowman shoots an arrow to the poor bird*Bird:O cmo-*dies* Now little birdies , would be better dont fly around bowmands land!:D
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One thing that sucks about this game (not that the game actually sucks) is that you can shoot a computer in the head and chest and he wont die, and then he does the same thing and you die...
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My computer started lagging in bird hunting, but I still hit one of those fricken gooses right at the base of the neck... DIGITAL ROBIN HOOD
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I used to be a awesome bowman but then i took an arrow to the knee... then one to my crotch, then another to my head. XD
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Shoot an arrow straight up at 90 degrees and power of at least 60+ and the arrow will end up in your head. Now how many shots does it take you to hit the arrow(s) in your head three times in a row? Makes a clink sound when successful and arrow glances off so you don't hurt your archer. WARNING: do not try this outside at home(with a real bow) .... took me 20 shots to get my three clinks in a row and I ended up with strange decoration on top of my head. Took 3 aspirin and went to bed.
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I used to like this game until I took an arrow to the knee. I mean. Really. I took an arrow to the knee and I died, I really don't like this game.
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Master bowman: Always remember this when playing with another bowman: Hit him in the tummy or head twice. He'll bleed to death. And so will you, of course, if the same thing happens.
Apprentice: Ok...
Master: But when you're shooting down birds shoot them anywhere to kill them. And no matter how many times you are hit when trying to kill birds, you will not die. Awesome.
Apprentice: Ok...
Master: One last thing: When killing ducks, If you shoot upwards with no energy at all, some will make you bleed like crazy but some will just bounce of your head. Awesome.
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http://screensnapr.com/v/dEJVve.png Look, a bridge to protect me from the bird poop! http://screensnapr.com/v/EiH545.png and then an explosion of arrows ...