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this is a special report..... carl a llama in which killed thousands apon thosands of people is in a highspeed persuit running at which appears to be 95 mph. this llama has stabbed people, sunk ships destroyed the resistance and destroyed an entire city by ripping the tag of a mattres. if seen please call police as he is obviosly very dangerous
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Pretty cute and simple runner and it does feel rewarding to finally see color. But the achievements popping up and suddenly stopping my game for a brief second can get distracting. I think they might be buggy too because I got the 10k achievement even though I never ran that far. Still a good game otherwise. 4/5
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I'm not gonna liebut after awhile I left the computer and came back and it said Speed:99 Distance:9999999 then it went back to normal after I restarted.
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As cute as that llama is, it'd be terrifying to look out the car window on the freeway and see him grinning at you before double-jumping over a truck.
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happy llama sad llama totally rad llama
super llama drama llama big fat mama llama
baby llama crazy llama dont forget barack ollama
fish! fish! more fish!
turtle! unh! unicorn! peacock!
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Space shuttle:"Houston to command,we are just entering Earth's atmosphere."Command:"Roger that Houston,be wary of low flying llamas heading your way."Space shuttle:"Low flying wh-HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!"
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There was once was a young llama. One day, he told his old man, "The world is so lifeless and boring!", but his father explained that the world was joyous. The disappointed llama told the same thing to his grandfather, who simply said, "Run, and you will see the world as it truly is." So the young llama ran. He was slow, and holes and shrubs slowed him, and the world got brighter, but didn't quite look, as the young llama thought, true. But he was determined, and found ways to run faster, jump higher, and pass through shrubs cleaner as he grew towards an adult llama. Then came the day he ran fast enough to see the true world. Before him thousands of assorted hues emerged. And the young llama marveled in the beauty. He became addicted to this bright world, a world that you look at but don't see.
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Great game! I like the one-button style. :3 Just as a side note, either I'm really good or this is too easy. On JUST my second run, I got 33 skill points. Already?!?!
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For reasons I don't understand the badges didn't appear until I started a colored game, then the got awarded immediately.