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so when you get attacked by a shark in the middle of the ocean with no one near you and black out you end up in the hospital and come out with no permanent injuries... good to know
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Sudden Death: Stay at home. || Rockstar: Swim while drunk. || Best Holiday Ever?!: Sunbathe until the time is up. || King of the Waves?: Surf until the time is up.
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Needs badge this seems like a better version of dont shit your pants if it had a bit of an upgrade (drunkness level, how much money you have how much things cost in store) simple things like that could make this game A MILLION times better
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I tan until I'm brown, but when I click "STOP SUNBATHING," it makes me red again?
WHAT DOES THIS GAME HAVE AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE?!
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Burned myself into the hospital twice, then I went and got some creme. Dude was charcoal black when the vacation ended. Got the best vacation ever achievement. Yay skin cancer!!!
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Great holiday, i burned 3 times almost to death, i was 1 time in coma by drinking too much, i've almost been killed by a shark and finally i died by drowning while i was drunk. EPIC GAME!
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what should i do first? umm lets have some swimming, i am a pro swimmer so i'll go deeper, *deep enought* woaw everybody is so far away luckily there are not sharks around, wait a sec is that a... OMG!!! SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM