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"Johnny 7823263, Let me tell you about something that happened long ago. There was once a Johnny 1, he lived for about two seconds too weak to move. Then he died. So then there was Johnny 2, he just randomly appeared out of nowhere, he shared the same lifespan as Johnny 1 but he could move. He moves toward a floating disk of gold. When he touched it it dissipated and he felt a sense of accomplishment. Then he died. Then there was Johnny 3, He could live for twice as long as the Johnnys who came before him. He live for four glorious seconds, picking up three majestic discs. For those four seconds he felt invincible. Then he died."
"So where are you going with all of this?"
"There were 7823262 Johnnies before you. And there will be thousand after you, goodbye my son"
*Johnny 7823263 explodes into bones and guts*
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There's a weird bug that keeps making me go into the walls. Like not just pass through them, I'm INSIDE the walls and can't get out without letting time expire or suiciding. Please fix this!
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*hint* at begining where the is alot of coins there is a hole which when u have all jump upgrades including double jump u can go and it will skip most of the area so u can get to the boss quicker using up less time (i know alot of people might know this but just in case)
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there's a bug. Johnny teleport himself out of bound for no reason. it's not possible to play because of that.
http://i.imgur.com/m0DWPbU.png
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Are you supposed to be able to skip straight to the boss due to poor collision detection? I just bumped a wall and my 3 upgrades in guy is facing the boss, no weapons. Every wall I touch teleports me somewhere on the map, so no need to jump.
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just saved the world well time to retire with this 40 seconds i have left (40 seconds later Johnny Upgrade died of natural cause:the time ran out).
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Man! I love this game! At first I thought WTF, why am I dying mad, (glitch?). And I released it was part of the game.
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So, I killed the "EVIL" Boss, what does he do again? I don't remember seeing anything that justifies killing a flying head with two guns
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a few questions, HOW DID I GET HERE IF I CAN'T EVEN MOVE!? where did i get that money you start with and umm i myself can't pay people to instantly become stronger it would be cool but i can't. Does he have people he's paying to take steroids and gun replacements behind the scene, or is it some sort of magic?
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yay i saved the world and i'm flying! yay!, ok so what now i'm bored, uh...
ok? can someone get me down? uh, MY BODY IS SPAZZING yeah uhhh where exactly am i going, yeah about that...
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I hope the creator will devlop a Jhonny Upgrade 2 because this is too short and there so much upgrade ideas: ability to swim, to climb ladders, upgrade gun ect.
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The only problem is that even at max, it is impossible to collect all coins, kill all enemies and destroy the boss. My best time after collecting all the coins, killing all enemies and STARTING the boss was 13 seconds.
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Can beat I have 1 day in 4 minutes of clicking for 15 points, spend 1hour+ for five points. It's a nice concept but I'm going to pass on this. I like launch upgrades more.
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This is my strat for beating the game.
1. at first just do your normal upgrade stuff until you get past the spikes.
2. after you get past save up 20 coins(unless you already have 20) and buy the multiplier
3. keep on collecting coins while you keep on upgrading your multipler
4. once your multiplier is fully upgraded go for the laser (if you cant reach it before you die upgrade your normal stuff)
5. once you have the laser upgrade its power until its max
6. then focus on ammo(with full power it only takes 4 shots to kill the boss so upgrade until you have as much as you feel you need)
7. do any normal upgrades you might want before the end
8. go fight the boss. dodge his fire until he starts moving back and forth firing down. when he does this stand under him to avoid damage. run away once he stops. he will fall to the ground. when he does this shoot him. repeat this until u win.
Hope this helps anybody whose stuck!