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This game used to be really fun. I loved playing it during my "Flash game craze" in middle school. But when I played it now, I ran into a ton of teleporting glitches. For example, If I jumped up to the small platform to the left at the beginning, it teleports me into some spikes, killing me. Another example is if I jump over the first gap with spikes, I'd get teleported into the top of the map. This game is somewhat unplayable now. Hopefully, I'm not the only one who ran into these problems.
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I was playing this at school today on windows seven... trust me... laggy as crap. Also this glitchyness is way to crazy. Someone kill me.
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I loved this game when I played it originally, but now whatever bug is causing the teleporting and getting stuck in walls makes it practically unplayable. Pretty sure the bug wasn't there when I played last.
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how to get to the boss in like 20 seconds
1 : make sure you have a gun with atleast 7-8 bullets
2 : go to the left of the spawn area and jump into the wall, then jump through the pit
3: get to a little area filled with coins, jump into it and walk into the left wall
4 : you should either teleport to a black area, off the map, earlier in the map or straight to the boss
5 : now kill the boss
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this game would be amazing if it would stop clipping me through the damn walls and into outerspace everytime I bump a wall
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This is what happens when you play too much COD and decide you can be a super soldier, so you slip on a random costume and leave your mother's basement, only realizing, too late, that your muscles have atrophied to the point movement outside is nearly impossible, and the sunlight has become so dangerous to you that you only have two seconds of life. Thankfully, you somehow have infinite lives to improve upon your initial attempt.
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holy crap! i forgot how glitchy this game was! seriously, if i clip one more wall, i might just need few clips to put into the developer! xD
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am i the only one the game isn't loading for? the most it got for me is 5 percent after refreshing the page after it froze for 10 minutes at a time
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"Johnny 7823263, Let me tell you about something that happened long ago. There was once a Johnny 1, he lived for about two seconds too weak to move. Then he died. So then there was Johnny 2, he just randomly appeared out of nowhere, he shared the same lifespan as Johnny 1 but he could move. He moves toward a floating disk of gold. When he touched it it dissipated and he felt a sense of accomplishment. Then he died. Then there was Johnny 3, He could live for twice as long as the Johnnys who came before him. He live for four glorious seconds, picking up three majestic discs. For those four seconds he felt invincible. Then he died." "So where are you going with all of this?" "There were 7823262 Johnnies before you. And there will be thousand after you, goodbye my son" *Johnny 7823263 explodes into bones and guts*
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There is a place where I just randomly teleport out of the map. In the beginning, go to the left. Jump up on the platform. It is random. I don't think it is supposed to teleport you out of the map.
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This game controls well, and is addicting...
On the boss i did manage to be the boss with one second left on the clock