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this game would be amazing if it would stop clipping me through the damn walls and into outerspace everytime I bump a wall
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This is what happens when you play too much COD and decide you can be a super soldier, so you slip on a random costume and leave your mother's basement, only realizing, too late, that your muscles have atrophied to the point movement outside is nearly impossible, and the sunlight has become so dangerous to you that you only have two seconds of life. Thankfully, you somehow have infinite lives to improve upon your initial attempt.
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holy crap! i forgot how glitchy this game was! seriously, if i clip one more wall, i might just need few clips to put into the developer! xD
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am i the only one the game isn't loading for? the most it got for me is 5 percent after refreshing the page after it froze for 10 minutes at a time
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"Johnny 7823263, Let me tell you about something that happened long ago. There was once a Johnny 1, he lived for about two seconds too weak to move. Then he died. So then there was Johnny 2, he just randomly appeared out of nowhere, he shared the same lifespan as Johnny 1 but he could move. He moves toward a floating disk of gold. When he touched it it dissipated and he felt a sense of accomplishment. Then he died. Then there was Johnny 3, He could live for twice as long as the Johnnys who came before him. He live for four glorious seconds, picking up three majestic discs. For those four seconds he felt invincible. Then he died." "So where are you going with all of this?" "There were 7823262 Johnnies before you. And there will be thousand after you, goodbye my son" *Johnny 7823263 explodes into bones and guts*
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There is a place where I just randomly teleport out of the map. In the beginning, go to the left. Jump up on the platform. It is random. I don't think it is supposed to teleport you out of the map.
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This game controls well, and is addicting...
On the boss i did manage to be the boss with one second left on the clock
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"Johnny 7823263, Let me tell you about something that happened long ago. There was once a Johnny 1, he lived for about two seconds too weak to move. Then he died. So then there was Johnny 2, he just randomly appeared out of nowhere, he shared the same lifespan as Johnny 1 but he could move. He moves toward a floating disk of gold. When he touched it it dissipated and he felt a sense of accomplishment. Then he died. Then there was Johnny 3, He could live for twice as long as the Johnnys who came before him. He live for four glorious seconds, picking up three majestic discs. For those four seconds he felt invincible. Then he died."
"So where are you going with all of this?"
"There were 7823262 Johnnies before you. And there will be thousand after you, goodbye my son"
*Johnny 7823263 explodes into bones and guts*
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There's a weird bug that keeps making me go into the walls. Like not just pass through them, I'm INSIDE the walls and can't get out without letting time expire or suiciding. Please fix this!
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*hint* at begining where the is alot of coins there is a hole which when u have all jump upgrades including double jump u can go and it will skip most of the area so u can get to the boss quicker using up less time (i know alot of people might know this but just in case)
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there's a bug. Johnny teleport himself out of bound for no reason. it's not possible to play because of that.
http://i.imgur.com/m0DWPbU.png