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fufas

Feb. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "Johnny 7823263, Let me tell you about something that happened long ago. There was once a Johnny 1, he lived for about two seconds too weak to move. Then he died. So then there was Johnny 2, he just randomly appeared out of nowhere, he shared the same lifespan as Johnny 1 but he could move. He moves toward a floating disk of gold. When he touched it it dissipated and he felt a sense of accomplishment. Then he died. Then there was Johnny 3, He could live for twice as long as the Johnnys who came before him. He live for four glorious seconds, picking up three majestic discs. For those four seconds he felt invincible. Then he died." "So where are you going with all of this?" "There were 7823262 Johnnies before you. And there will be thousand after you, goodbye my son" *Johnny 7823263 explodes into bones and guts*

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Aquailita

Feb. 3, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) There's a weird bug that keeps making me go into the walls. Like not just pass through them, I'm INSIDE the walls and can't get out without letting time expire or suiciding. Please fix this!

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Nutmegg

Feb. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I somehow got out of bounds by walking through a wall somehow... I dont even know right now

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mukosi13

Jan. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Все американцы лохи

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xrayr

Jan. 1, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) LMAO! So unique and funny xD 5/5

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slepster78

Dec. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) xp has a good use double jump

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Epicgirl0

Dec. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I keep teleporting too. seems to be moved to random places but I always teleport near walls

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epicdragon152

Dec. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *hint* at begining where the is alot of coins there is a hole which when u have all jump upgrades including double jump u can go and it will skip most of the area so u can get to the boss quicker using up less time (i know alot of people might know this but just in case)

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vizthex

Dec. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The XP needs more use...but nice short game either way

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vizthex

Dec. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Aw :c cinematic mode is broken :C

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LawrenceAvan

Nov. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fun but lots of glitches

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RebelOConner

Nov. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) there's a bug. Johnny teleport himself out of bound for no reason. it's not possible to play because of that. http://i.imgur.com/m0DWPbU.png

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kprojects

Nov. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Full of glitches

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DawidBawss

Nov. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Needs a sequel

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frankengamin

Nov. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) its good i played it before

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FlamingBeast524

Nov. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I somehow buy the ability to move. -_-

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Drcube2000

Oct. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) constant glitches make this nearly unplayable

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epicsurviver212

Sep. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) very buggy

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Calzer145

Aug. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Anybody else glitch through the wall

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Azreal007

Aug. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Are you supposed to be able to skip straight to the boss due to poor collision detection? I just bumped a wall and my 3 upgrades in guy is facing the boss, no weapons. Every wall I touch teleports me somewhere on the map, so no need to jump.

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dukeluke64

Aug. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That death noise he does makes me laugh every time.

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SnoopLion

Jul. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) just saved the world well time to retire with this 40 seconds i have left (40 seconds later Johnny Upgrade died of natural cause:the time ran out).

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ssasa11

Jul. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ебаные американты

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ssasa11

Jul. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) супер игра

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dankid500

Jul. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) so just dont attack boss until he falls

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mightyrodent

Jul. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I dint get my badge! 4/5

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mightyrodent

Jul. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Man! I love this game! At first I thought WTF, why am I dying mad, (glitch?). And I released it was part of the game.

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jlwill69

Jul. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I keep phasing through walls

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BYKBYM

Jul. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So, I killed the "EVIL" Boss, what does he do again? I don't remember seeing anything that justifies killing a flying head with two guns

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huccw

Jun. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) alaguemonv km çjv kj

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Kursura96

Jun. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Impossible badge : move.

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msrice42

Jun. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game is gory as heck!

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DelayLP15

May. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) can i be like him?

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kenzoc05

May. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) a few questions, HOW DID I GET HERE IF I CAN'T EVEN MOVE!? where did i get that money you start with and umm i myself can't pay people to instantly become stronger it would be cool but i can't. Does he have people he's paying to take steroids and gun replacements behind the scene, or is it some sort of magic?

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kenzoc05

May. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) plz add badge maxed out everything for medium like if u agree

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kenzoc05

May. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) yay i saved the world and i'm flying! yay!, ok so what now i'm bored, uh... ok? can someone get me down? uh, MY BODY IS SPAZZING yeah uhhh where exactly am i going, yeah about that...

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Dory32

Apr. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I hope the creator will devlop a Jhonny Upgrade 2 because this is too short and there so much upgrade ideas: ability to swim, to climb ladders, upgrade gun ect.

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shadowone

Apr. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The only problem is that even at max, it is impossible to collect all coins, kill all enemies and destroy the boss. My best time after collecting all the coins, killing all enemies and STARTING the boss was 13 seconds.

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rahryanrah

Apr. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) sequal PLEASE!

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bulberman

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Spoiler alert! This game has some little upgrades!

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twigman07

Mar. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for the tip

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Torkey

Mar. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 1 run through and top score for the week :D

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Maud_Pie

Mar. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Can beat I have 1 day in 4 minutes of clicking for 15 points, spend 1hour+ for five points. It's a nice concept but I'm going to pass on this. I like launch upgrades more.

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JoeyGamer12

Mar. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is my strat for beating the game. 1. at first just do your normal upgrade stuff until you get past the spikes. 2. after you get past save up 20 coins(unless you already have 20) and buy the multiplier 3. keep on collecting coins while you keep on upgrading your multipler 4. once your multiplier is fully upgraded go for the laser (if you cant reach it before you die upgrade your normal stuff) 5. once you have the laser upgrade its power until its max 6. then focus on ammo(with full power it only takes 4 shots to kill the boss so upgrade until you have as much as you feel you need) 7. do any normal upgrades you might want before the end 8. go fight the boss. dodge his fire until he starts moving back and forth firing down. when he does this stand under him to avoid damage. run away once he stops. he will fall to the ground. when he does this shoot him. repeat this until u win. Hope this helps anybody whose stuck!

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CLASHME123

Feb. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) AHHHHH! I HAVE A TWO SECOND LIFE SPAN BUT MANAGE AN EIGHT PACK??? ANSWER: MAGIC

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marioas64

Feb. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I died from time before i killed the boss. gjreihdfkgiuhregkreukbgegeg

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SadB3

Feb. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Really liked this game. Hope they do another one with even more upgrades (flying, strength etc)

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legrandzoom

Feb. 1, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty original and funny!

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theguyintheblack

Jan. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I love his eightpack.

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Gugudadada

Jan. 30, 2015

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