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MusicLover88
Jun. 25, 2009
- this game sucks b*ll!!
its F***ING BORING!!
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BAYSTATE
Jun. 24, 2009
- i like these games
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travisjack2
Jun. 13, 2009
- good 1st 5 min then hecka boring... =[
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i_rule0777
Jun. 05, 2009
- LOL
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tobywong2
Jun. 01, 2009
- easy...
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hockey_joe4
May. 31, 2009
- o-some game
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Cannabis323911
May. 29, 2009
- I want badges
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MikeyTheMonster
May. 28, 2009
- Would not load. Reasonably, I quit before I wasted more of my precious time.
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SGTHELMER
May. 26, 2009
- this game is awoseme i wonder what the badges would be if you have any ideas pease post them to my profile becsuse i think they would be f***ING awoseme
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VaticToxic
May. 26, 2009
- Nice game, much too simplistic to get a 5/5 (it's basically just screenshots, a bit of edited text and a bunch of stick figures along with a glowing monkey -- not the hardest graphics to do). I'm giving it a 4/5 though.
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