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The horse level is neat but it's a little bit unfair that you aren't able to fire ahead of it in anticipation of its movement.
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I love how we get these encouraging messages like "Spectacular Shot!" even when we kill all the civilians with a misdirected missile. :D
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Everytime I see the yellow exclaimation point over the peasants heads I keep thinking they have a quest for me. 'Kill fifty invisible Furbolgs then report to some hermit a thousand miles away.'
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Note to self: Do not store extremely large amounts of highly sensitive explosives in the basement of my extremely weak castle.
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"Siegemaster! Come forth!"
"Yes my liege?"
"It is time we destroy our enemies!"
"Of course, sire. I shall set out with the men, and we shall begin constructing enough cannons to volley-"
"No."
"Come again?"
"You shall destroy all of the enemies castles. However, you must do this without killing A SINGLE ONE OF OUR MULTICULTURAL CITIZENS and with under three cannonballs."
"But, sire! Three cannonballs is not enough to demolish a house, let alone a castle!"
"Ugh, fine pansy. We'll let you use FOUR on some houses. But if you can't demolish them in three shots, you have to help the enemy rebuild."
"But sire, that's tactical suicide!"
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2 english soldiers building theyr first house - "Hey let's make those spiky rocks pend from our new ceiling! It'll be so exotic!!" "Sure, I even thought to put some explosives by the door to protect us from thieves... then we'll just stay in our built rooms and wait for something to happen"
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wow i love this kind of games,taking down the castles and medieval age games,i give 5/5 for this game,this is so interesting and well-entertained game,thanks to gmentat and music is suitable :)
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Play game.
See peasants.
Think that they are bonus points.
Kill them first, then read the thing they tried to tell me.
Initate facepalm attack on self.
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It really bothers me how many solutions rely on retrying the same thing over and over.... Also, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PRESS R IF A G D CIVILIAN DIES
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I dont need to be reminded that I can play the game on the iphone and ipad after every level...are you trying to get me off this site that hard that you need to advertise the iphone and ipad versions that much?? A single ad on the main page or while its loading would be more than enough...
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@DarkDragonVG Have you ever heard of nitroglycerin? It can be ignited by the lightest shake or even by exposing it to light.
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Am I the only one worried about the fact that all the castles, including literal viking castles, only have two walls for each room, instead of a reasonable number, say, four?
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I really have to question a physics-based game in which clicking the exact same spot seven times in a row yields seven different results.
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I spent a good 45 minutes on level 36 trying to
beat it with one shot, because I didn't see that I could use two shots.
Fml
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Anyone figured out what the name of the song is? Awesome tune! It's like picturing battle formations just before the start of battle itself. An epic feeling
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i reflect myself in this game..... the times when i accidentally destroyed my cellphone, mys psp, our computer ang so much more.....
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"these are peasants sir, we must save them" Why am I saving peasants??? Arent they considered expendable? Maybe if they were royalty or something.....but PEASANTS??? I kill more of them during tax season lol
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"Sir! Are you sure you want to build your castle with a GIANT boulder on top?"
"YES. It was my father's last wish. To see if there can be a big boulder on top of a castle."
"But what if a person with three rocks comes and throws rocks at your castle?"
"THEY WON'T. END OF DISCUSSION"
*One Hour Later*
"Look what happened Sir, a man threw rocks at your castle."
"Robert! What did I tell you about building the castle with a boulder on top?"
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"NO WE CANT SHOOT DIRECTLY AT THE EXPLOSIVES ITS TOO CONVENIENT" "But sir " "I SAID NO,I ORDER THAT YOU ARE KILLED AND THROWN AT THE ENEMIES "
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really the music that makes the game i just got 5 stars for that bro. i love that song and if anyone can tell me its name i you will have a strangers gratitude lol.
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Why would you keep your soldiers and treasure chests out in the open, but leave peasants hidden in cages of pure solid steel?
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Men who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Men who live in glass castles better have one heck of a life insurance policy.