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If the developers can’t even figure out how to make separate controls for music and sound effects, they deserve to have their games rated 1/5.
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Me: Oh look! A lemon tree that gives lemons immediately after watering!
I must use it to make lemonade instead of putting it under a shower for continuos lemon production!
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This game only makes me feel sad of how those people seem to be all of instinct and can't feel love, but can only take a lemonade and not know to drink it
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Yeah man, you have to go check out that kid's lemonade stand. I mean sure, he does charge 10 bucks a cup, but it is seriously worth it.
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the first time I purchased all advertising, there was a huge boom of people. every time after that that I purchased advertising, the number of people never increased or decreased beyond the normal level
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Why, in this world of people with green hats, white shirts, and blue pants, am I a bald person with a red shirt and tan pants? Am I a foreigner in this small world?
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by my simple division skills it's .08 per lemon .33 per ice cube .035 per sugar/cups. So, basically 45 cents is the lowest you can go without making a profit. However, you also have to factor in tree cost, watering cost, and ice-picking costs.
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"Nah, I didn't buy the guys lemonade, but lemme tell you about this guy, he just... stood there. Day after day after day. The guy just stood there and stared off into space, he never moved, he never spoke, he never did anything. I didn't even see him move when people paid for their lemonades, a cup would just appear in their hands.
Christ, the worst part was the dead look in his eyes, it looked like there just wasn't anything in there... Gave me the creeps man. Anyway, I walked right the hell away, I ain't paying no 45 cents for a lemonade."