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Like the game, it was fun, but still I think more could have been done. Id've had the game continue, for zombies lined the avenue. It would have been nice to see them die, and shoot EVERY ONE in the eye. I know my rhyming really stinks, and i will give you 5/5 i think.... :P
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I finally have finished this game. How short it was, is such a shame. But still, this game wasn't at all lame, but WHY did I have to kill that dame? Oh, in the beginning, don't open the dooooooooooooor.
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Nice game, i liked the poems. Is there any chance we'll get a sequel?
"As if i had not enough gore, here i come, demanding moooooooooooore"
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One amusing bit - after killing the zombie, go back (down) to the computer screen and the door will be closed with the zombie behind it again.
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"I don't know what is wrong with you/
Or why zombies would pursue/
Someone with an empty head/
Solid bone it must be said/
That is NOT what that is for..."
Dumbass, I'm saying you should take the coughdrop when you go outside this time so you don't start coughing and alert the zombies like last time...
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Newspaper after his revenge: We, the last humans alive, Have won. "We shot all of them in the head, and sent them back to bed. The dead is now dead." We owe most of the glory to a man, who had been the lead fighter. Name Unknown. After leading the last of the undead to thier graves, he had shot himself, stating "For Lenore". After tracking his home, we found a cat who we presume feasted on a killed person's fleash in a room with a computer. We have also found a raven and penguin toy in the backyard, a borken window, and a USB cable in not proper use. ZZN Healine News.
+ For my first time doing this Newspaper thing?
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I haven't had such a good laugh b/c of a game in a while. Epic poems, epic voice acting, and fun + not incredibly hard puzzles. 5/5
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if i could give it a 5/5 one hundred times i would!
Edgar Allan Poe's poetry is better, but this comes really close :)
Good job, you deserve a 5/5 for the poems alone :))
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For the record, I strongly believe a cat has the advantage with zombies. It's small, swift, and smart enough to keep away from creepy things.
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Now I've never been one for poetry
But clearly this took some ingenuity
This game truly entertains
Quote the zombie: braaaaaaaains
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thought the game title was some what cool, flew in to get more of a bird's eye view, half way the towel I threw, going to give this a one or a two, then after a long wait writing this review, my finale decision... eewww !!
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"I don't know what is wrong with you/Or why a zombie would pursue/Someone with an empty head/Solid bone it must be said./That is not what it is foooooooor!...
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The reason I'm giving this game 5 stars is the innovative narrative style. Combined with the other elements, the narrative made for a funny, suspenseful, immersing, and refreshing experience. Thanks!
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It was a dark and sunny night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
They drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came to kill the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too
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This game game is certainly most profound.
It seems the cats been wan'dring around.
Truly a game that's fun to play.
The zombie ex-wife I did slay.
For this you get a perfect score. 5/5
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Some parts just didn't rhyme. When it comes to writing, I guess you didn't have the time. Next time, flesh out the story. Not just the parts that get us all gory. One more thing: avoid the crummy narration. It would make this a better creation. Whenever he said "LENOR;" I started to laugh some more. Do these things and your games will be great.
Signed: a gamer from Kongregate
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The poetry was slightly grating. If I had to give a rating to this game with tale of "woe" obviously inspired by Poe, it'd be four stars, and nothing more.
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i almost screamed when he started yelling at my about my empty head >.< i cant fing anything else to do what do you want?!?
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"Quoth the Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaains!" Hehe^^ Epic.
Great game btw. Reason: Contains Zombies.
Also great work on the poems.