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You know the swans are immortal when they're not in your party. By forcibly recruiting them you're damning them to die at some point. You sick freak
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And it's just wonderful when you get up to a good amount of swans and suddenly something spawns right ontop of you killing them all.
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"The wild Canadian Goose flies across the ocean, in search of a flock. It finds one, and follows the leader blindly into jet engines and planes that apparently fly very close to each other."
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I don't understand why everyone's compaining about the difficulty. Bourgeoisie is definitely among the most challenging achievements to get here, but that doesn't say much at all. Key to getting it is to NOT have the homing beacon upgrade when attempting it so your risk of bumping into geese is minimized. Other spawn rate increasing upgrades like royal lineage are very useful because they make it easier to collect swans. When I completed it (about 10 tries, and when I failed I almost always peaked around 14, so a 1% chance to get over 8 means that what you're experiencing has more to do with your skill than with RNG) I had every upgrade except homing beacon. The other badge are even easier, especially when you have all the upgrades. I can easily understand how some people manage to get Frequent Flyer Miles last of all achievements. I'm probably average at best with 44 plays to get all the badges (last 4 just for Clearly Devoted)
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but plain r just big bird so y te oter bird tey dont just say in bird langage ok were coming go out te way i dont wana die ????? if tey just talk tey dont die but te devloper is mean and dont wana tat tey talk so tey die devloper hate animals so 1/5
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Okay, so all these aircrafts can soar right over each other, sure, you guys can be at different altitudes. But, us geese are on every plane of existence and will be hit by everything. :P
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The 16 swans achievement is pure RNG in that unless you get a top 1% bird placements, you can be happy to peak at 8 swans right before you reach a wall of sparrows or a plane you cannot avoid.
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When you get all the achievements and have to suicide a bunch of times to get the "25 games" one... reset upgrades so you're not invincible and so you don't keep respawning.
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Hello, I would like to report a war crime. Air traffic controllers have been purposely disallowing air vehicles to land so that they ram into geese. Also, aliens have been flying their ships into geese flocks so that the geese are killed or injured. This Genocide of Geese cannot go on any longer.
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Hey, is it just me or in the timer waaaay out? I had a timer running on my other screen and it was going almost 1.5x as fast.
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i was doing amazing until a commercial airline pilot decided that they hated geese and flew up behind my flock and cut is all into pieces with wings.
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Ecuse me, but where can you find alien ships, planes, jet planes, heicopters, bombs/rockets, invisible jets, and more on the same height as some geese? And how do they all fly into eachothers without crashing. And why do the geese survive until I get them in my flock? Just say where it is, I want to move there. Seems very safe for everyone else than the geese in flocks. Great game 5/5. I was super happy when I finally got the last achievement: "Frequent Flyer Miles" :P
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@DevilsRain Yeah, whoever put the difficulty tags on the achievements clearly didn't realize staying alive past the 2 minutes rank is far, far harder than any of the other achievements
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"When'd you get that red paint job?" "Wait, my plane is red?" "Yes it is." *looks at plane* "Uhh, that better not be human..."
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Breaking news!
It seems to be Trend in the Air Vehicle Industry to add a red Line of what seems to be paint mid flight ... all planes having this also seem to be crashing down to the ground because their engines break ... more news will follow.
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Your instructions say have fun but I don't see how that is possible. This game is incredibly tedious and frustrating. Some of these achievements are close to impossible and the fact that the upgrades don't actually make the game easier is annoying.
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If you can dodge a jet, you can dodge a bullet. Seriously though. no reaction time lol. *just boop* wntire flock annihilated.
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I can sum up this game in one word. Boring. Its repetitive not fun and frankly just not fun. Sorry if I hurt someones feelings but come on.