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Those helicopters are jerks
"Hey look over there! Geese! Let's get a closer look!"
"Sir? Don't you think that's a little to close?"
"Nonese- *ZZZZZZZ* *Loud sqwaking noise*... oops"
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Can't imagine all that happening in the air; U.F.Os, planes, Assault Bombers, blimps, jets, hurricanes! What a extreme bird! That's a HERO.
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Still don't understand why planes coming from behind are faster than those coming from ahead, doesn't make physical sense.
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when i see birds flying over planes until i get them to join me i think "wow these birds could live if i didn't need them for my twisted cause."
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I cant imagine the look on their faces when the plane reaches its destination and the people see all the bloodshed on the plane's hull, wings, and tail.
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For those that want the normal badge despite its criticism and are capable of doing it: Before ANYTHING else, please do the Bourgeoisie-achievement first... it's more tedious and annoying to do the more upgrade you have unless you're really lucky.
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why doesn't the main bird just fly a bit lower, away from all of the planes and helicopters and ufos trying to kill it?
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After like a minute it is more about luck than skill. A fun game but could use some tweaking, way too many things in the air at once later on. Impossible to dodge them all at that point just have to get lucky not to die when above ground. 3/5
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Hardest damn medium badge of the day. And what I'd like to know is: how the hell can the planes/UFO/military planes crash into goose, but not into each other?
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People out here complaining about how the game isn't realistic and lags while I'm (happily) killing all of my hive-mind controlled geese and swans because I'm invincible when flying over the sea with my black satan duck
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Amazing game. My one complaint is that I can now buy all of the upgrades twice over. I have already bought them all, and there is nothing to do with the thousands of points I have earned. Either make some of the achievements slightly easier (2.5 minutes instead of 3) or give us more upgrades please! 4.5/5 stars.
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the army, commercial airlines, traveling agencies, aliens, airship owners, and others have announced that they hate geese and go out of their way to clog up the airspace simply to kill them oh! where did the naturalists go?!
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I'm not quite sure why so many aircrafts would be in the same air space? I think the pilots must be high. ( badum tss) ( boo get off the stage)
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Great game. I only wish that when the phoenix power up activates the new leader goose would be invulnerable until he reaches your cursor. Because there's no way of telling where he'll come from it was nearly impossible to plan for his survival. He'd often crash into another plane the second he respawned, and then again, so I'd lose all my lives. So, something to keep in mind. Temporary invuln after regen.
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"Plus" this comment if you also think the Medium badge was a bit too hard to be a Medium badge. The hardest part is surviving for 180 whole seconds while there are many instances where many huge and fast aircraft appear at once or right after another from all sides covering what will be the whole area to move in making it literally impossible to avoid getting hit and lose all other geese, half of these times being dealt a fatal hit.
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Officer #1: "Sir, there seems to be a flock of geese. Should I notify all pilots to increase altitude?" Commander: "No, we move for no one. If fact, let's teach them a lesson: 'Attention all pilots. There is a group of birds that are attempting to use part of our airspace. You are authorized to take any and all means to eliminate them even if you inadvertently crash into other aircraft to do so. Remember, this threat must be stopped and shown that it cannot intrude on our territory without a war. The combined air forces of the world have also committed their entire supply of fighter jets and also stealth bombers. Together--'" Officer #2: "SIR, THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF UFO SIGHTINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!" Commander: "Good! Try to communicate with them and get them to help remove these aviary menaces from our planet!!!"
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I try and lead these geese as best I can but all i do is lead them to painful death. i must have killed thousands by now.
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Currently on 28/29 Achievements, & am fairly sure that the Dev. wasn't planning on people trying to play this with a laptop touch-pad!
Am -really- glad that Thursday's BotD is on the Easy badge!
Tip: For some of the Achievements (eg. 'Mother Goose'), you'll need to remove some of the Upgrades. Happy gaming!
*Kongregate:* Please change the badge from a Medium, to a Hard (or have a Medium Badge for all Upgrades, & the Hard for the Achievements).
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24 tries to get all achievement apart from the easy one for 35 games. :) Have to say, I got stuck... Reset upgrades, got everything but Homing Beacon, and did the last 3/4 achievements in one go! Pro-tip: Don't get that Beacon.
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*flying in helicopter for certification* Pilot:ok, and now we're gonna-GOOSE.. Student: Wha-.. Pilot: 500 BONUS POINTS IF YOU TAKE THEM OUT.. Student: *swerves violently*.. Me, whose entire flock was wiped out: :/
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For the record, in natural habitat the position of the bird in the flock is a tradeoff between its chances of finding food and being protected. As a result being positioned in the front gives you the opportunity to feed first - get a bigger meal - but gets you more exposed to the enemies ^^
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So an aircraft can fly through a zeppelin but a few geese cannot squeeze through? What physics teacher did you have ;)