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dad: oh no we ran out of petrol and were miles from home at least were near a gas station
kid: oops i accadently put all our money in a bag tied it to a balloon and tossed it out the window when we were driving ....
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kid: mom i got cut erlier when i was attacking a ice cream truck
mom: i cant find the first aid kit
kid: oh i accadently tied it to a balloon and threw it out the window
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It's humorous that my 300lb cannon and all of it's probably heavy attachments don't effect my driving, but you get one 70lb kid on the top...
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P.S.S.S If u heard of Diery of a wimpy kid books tell Sammy Holmes that balloons girls first mistake was eating too much icecream,plus their too much fat so balloon girls need to take a diet lol!
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Hey why does balloon girls have sharp teeth?(more like fangs)Are they vampires?!well if they are,They shouldnt be eating ice cause vampires eat meat and now they eat ice cream lol!P.s if balloon girls are eating 120000000000 icecream,they wouldnt be light enough to be carried by balloons.(I mean if they are carried by balloons they will fall because of 120000000000 ice cream.Plus thats 450000000000 pounds.P.S.S check out the most fattest girls!;D
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"why is there a cannon on you truck"
"oh its nothing"
"but theres a cannon on your truck"
"ITS NOTHING"
"bu-"
"gets splated by ice cream"
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takes way too long to shoot kids off the truck...especially in early levels combined with the ridiculous speed at which your gun overheats... on a gun that shoots a frozen product.. kinda dumb
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btw if you click you fire faster than autofire.use this with banana splitter to block kids almost as soon as thry come in(do i need to name the exceptions?)
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from my experience in fantasy and rpg as well as mmorpg games, i can tell scooter kids are arguably the best kind of enmy:
they are fast, as resilient as 3 or 4 gingers or more, and when they pile up, your truck gets destroyed in seconds
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At the end i had 200 on my truck and mabye 200 advancing i was going to die so wat to do???
COFFIE ICE CREAMMMM is the best how can kids not like it???
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Why doesnt the guy just stop and give the kids ice cream he would make a lot of money and probably wont get sued by the kids parents
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u fired alot of icecream in the last phew days and now the chubby kids in a 10 mile radius pick up the scent XD so funny
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I found a bug:Triple damage balloons spoil your recipe damage bonus for that wave because your coding was set that the triple damage returns to your initial damage per shot,not damage per shot with upgrades.
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I am the Ice Cream Man-Rolling over fat kids with my van- When I ring my bell- All the little fat kids run like hell- They won't get too far- cause I have a shotgun in my car!
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@LollypopSoldier: Is wrong that we laugh at fat people falling on their faces and getting hit in the crotch? Yes, but we laugh any way. LONG LIVE THE INTERNET!!!!
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FAT PPL RED HEAD KIDS SMALL KIDS KIDS ON SCUTERS KIDS THAT THROW SILVER AND BRONZE TROPHYS AND KIDS WHO THROW BROWINES SO YOU LOSE MONEY WAHTS NEXT A UFO?