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Here's an easter egg: At the start of the game, don't move for awhile, and jump out of the window at the same time the crabs claw comes back in with the guy to explain the controls. You'll see the Crab claw outside, and one going back into the window at the same time.
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"ILL NEVER DANCE AGAIN, MOM! NEVER! AGAIN!"
"MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES! IN MY EYES!"
"WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD ANYWAYS!?"
"I SPEND TWO MINUTES THIS MORINING WORKING ON MY HAIR AND THIS IS MY REWARD!?"
Best. Game. EVAR>
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I'm from another dimension this time and I need you to help me save he fu- waaaait... I remember thi- OH SH** MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES!!!!!!