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Me:If he was from the future... Why didn't he just take one step to the left and create a paradox in which the crab doesn't grab him? ~~~ Game: There is no time to explain! ~~~ Me: But... ~~~ Game: No... Time... To explain!
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Is it just me or should i be passss... * passes out right now* ... I spent 2 minutes doing my hair right now and this is what I GET FOR IT!!
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Did this game lag like hell for other people when they were walking and shooting at the same time? Cause it was a real bitch for me.
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Greatest Voice Acting ever
"MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"
"HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN BLEEDING FOR?!?! THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!!"
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Now THAT is what a flash game should be! Fun, insane, hilarious and memorable. Thank you for 10 of the greatest minutes of my life. 5/5 stars.
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I played through multiple times on newgrounds and loved it every single time. Watch out for when you get the glasses teleport. There is a deathspike/ball that if you land on it you get stuck and have to refresh. I pmed the author on newgrounds and basically said don't fall because I won't fix it. I still am giving this game a 5/5 having gotten both Easter eggs.
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Way to hard to control, he goes all over the place and his hit box is huge. could be a fun game but right now i just get frustrated
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my guy sure lives in a weired place. Hes got caves full of moltern lava out the front of his house, a floating garden with a teleport to the glasses dimension and a way to visit the dinosaurs. Wow.
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Has anyone else got really high up in the game at a certain place,and then just jumped a really long distance and got to the endo of the game without attacking the crab thing,do you have to kill the crab or what? because I just ended up on top of the spaceship and just destroyed it
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1/5 needs badges
lol jk
It's pretty good, from what I've been able to play. Sadly, like many modern flash games, the framerate on my (6-month-old) machine is pretty much unplayable. Maybe I should upgrade flash player or something. Anyhoo, I'll be back to try again!
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Best voice acting I have seen in a long, long time. Also while it is such a short game, it can only be summed up as pure awesome.
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I like how the camera moves all over the f***ing place while I'm jumping so I have practically no control over where I'm aiming the gun.
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Why is it that a simple game like this, set on low graphics lags? something's wrong and it's definitely not my machine.