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one question: during terrible weather, how do the officials not see me saluting but see me grabbing banned items? Where is the equality?
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I want an infinite shiv to be unlocked when you beat the game...I just want to shiv people forever. Damn Stalin keeps running ahead of me right when my shiv is recharging!!
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I like people to have there own things but I like people to be happy and be applauded when they do something good. Who am I?
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Martin Luther King Jr.: African-American civil rights activist. Did not appear in this game.
Martin Luther: Thoroughly evil German monk who split the Christian Church in the Western Europe for his own selfish purposes and instated several heresies that have to this day not been reined in (in fact, today they are more rampant than ever) and led to the immense moral laxity in modern Christianity. Known for his Ninety-Five Theses, 43 of which were unquestionably evil and heretical. Gleefully shivved by me multiple times in this game. Get your facts straight.
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Comrade 1: Comrade look! our comrade has shived a comrade in a non socialist fashion. We must punish our comrade for the motherland.
Comrade 2: But look comrade has a gold star awarded to comrades who have died in war. We must be not so harsh on this communist hero.
Comrade 1: You are right comrade we shall not punish this dead running killing swearing and seemingly completely alive comrade so harshly.
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The officials: "Strange. Only one person came to the finish line. On a completely unrelated topic, do you know why the there's a trail of dead bodies on the racetrack?"
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I am such a good influence on my kid, stabbing, kicking, biting, and taunting my competitors, lying to the judges, picking up firearms... such a good influence.
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@Johnwater how does being catholic have to do with being happpy about stabbing Martin Luther?? And besides he was a great person.
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*Is Vladimir Lenin and Kicks Comrade Ivan in Shin* Offical: STOP THERE!!!! *Lenin hands him Papers* Offical: Oh... This explains it all.. Carry on!
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Comrade Calvin: Finally! I get the glory of running in the Glorious Race! I shall win for Motherland!!!
*gets stabed before race begins*