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Cast, for those wondering - runners: Vladimir Lenin, Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, John Calvin, Thomas Hobbes, Benito Mussolini, Friedrich von Hayek, Georg Hegel, Franz Kafka, John Locke, Martin Luther, Friedrich Nietzsche, Thomas Jefferson, Joseph Stalin, David Ricardo; judges: Karl Marx; upgrade shop: Milton Friedman, Adam Smith. Superb premise, fun game. One of my few 5/5s.
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Did any officials realize that this one runner leaves trails of bodies in his wake? Oh they did. Those papers explain it though, he's fine.
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What a glorious game in patriotism to the Motherland! In a true dutiful manner to the state, I never took the temptations of the Capitalist dog; never did I shy from the watchful eyes of the Officials, for a true Socialist has nothing to hide! I completed this game without the harming my comrades (with the exception of trouncing them in great Soviet debate (taunting)!) and the dirty capitalist Imported Gyms, Imported Shoes, Forged Papers, or the Shiv. Glory to the state!
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You can murder the entire competition on the first 3 races, but I can't quite murder 9 people on the last one. I have to actually run.
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Ready...set...go! *stabs* *stabs* *distracts judges, stabs* *starts to rain, stabs* *stabs, papers explain everything* *stabs* well looky here I won the race! It's like the other guys weren't even trying or something!
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For all of you noobs... The officials are Marx's head in the clouds. They are not watching when the clouds are not there.
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*hovers over the four star button*
COMRADE, THAT IS NOT IN ACCORD WITH SOCALIST IDEALS!
*presses the five star button*
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This game is exactly equal to all the other games on this website, though it excels in it's equality so much so as to become to the most equal game! Hurrah, comrades!
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Comrade, for stabbing your fellow competitor you must stop running for ten seconds. *10 seconds later* You may continue your race now, comrade.
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Stabbing a guy and then kicking him in the face while you run buy, all while shouting curse words and carrying a baby on your back... I really think this should be an Olympic sport.
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Best.Game.Ever. This is going on my favorite list and it's gonna stay there for good, because that's what good communists do.
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It is disturbingly satisfying winning the fourth race by shivving nine people. You actually have to strategize, shivving the fast people first and then slowing down purposefully towards the latter half of the race, sometimes even picking up penalties, so that you can let the slower people pass you and get a shiv to the back.
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To win the final race, try to knife the people who are fastest. I used to knife everyone I could, but was only able to kill 6 or so and got 4th. If you repeatedly sprint to the head, knife, and cuss everyone else out, you should win. With this stratedgy, I was able to kill nearly everyone, and the one I couldn't was way behind.
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@LokiGodOfFire and others -- please don't downrate the game if you're having trouble with the badges. The game is submitting all the data fine; it's not the developer's fault. The issue seems to be on our end, but I have no idea what's wrong since the game is submitting all the required data correctly, and that's all I really know how to check. :-/
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*shivs* papers explain everything *shivs* judges didnt see due to weather *shivs* i have a lawyer *several shivs later* hey where'd all the competition go its like theyre not even trying
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Official: Comrade, we believe you should NOT enter this race, for we have heard rumors of your... "unique" way of racing. Player: I never stabbed them, It's not my fault they just fell down... er... dead. Anyway, These forms should explain... Official: Oh... well these DO explain it... er... carry on comrade. Player: (Works every time) *evil grin*.
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The API has been tweaked a bit, so the badges should be more reliable now. Please leave me a private message if you still have any problems. Thanks!
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is it bad that my secret to winning was shanking every OTHER compeititor? o.o in fact i killed all the racers in the last race ^_^'