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They seem to award inconsistently. I had to complete the 4th race about 5 times to get the medium badge, even though I saw the data from the game being sent while debugging. There's something weird going on. If anyone else has experiences with getting or not getting the badges, please leave a comment about it.
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Moral of the story: it doesn't matter how fast or long you can run, the only way you can truly win is by stabbing the competition.
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I really want to know what a paper could possibly say that would make it okay to shiv someone also where i could get one of these papers
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I don't think it's possible to win without some foul play and subversive activity, which ideologically I'm not into, but this is a hilarious game.
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Breaking news, one man goes from last to first and wins the Pro race, In other news all runners in that race were found stabbed to death
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How can I not love a game that not only allows me to cheat but lets me play as Lenin? Why are not more games let me play as shivving Lenin? Because they are not being as Best game as This! Thank you!
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Being Russian, I find this offensive... and funny. So I give one thumbs up, one thumbs down. For equality. AH! I'M BECOMING A SOCIALIST! HOW HORRIBLE!
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You know what I love in a racing game? Having every possible upgrade available and placing last, again and again and again because of RNG. It seems like if you use 'catch breath' even once you can not place first. Why is this in the game at all?
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If you're struggling on 3rd/4th races; You're better off unlocking everything before you try attempting winning first place in both races. Personally, I just spammed kick, bite, taunt, and stab throughout the entire race whether or not officials were watching, all while hitting Sprint as often as I can. I did not use any of the bribing options. Good luck!
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As I kick the 2nd place racer I say to him:
"In soviet Russia, competition beats YOU."
And my joke was so powerful, he could never run again (all because of the joke, not at all b/c I shivved him 2 seconds later)
True story.
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ahh the right way to win is to get rid of all the competition and I mean all of it!
so grab your shiv and stab away people!
won the last race by killing everyone apart from some guy I'd bitten a while back and who hadn't been able to catch up :)
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In Soviet Russia its not cheating unless the officials see it. And if they do see it, they just lecture you for a few seconds, even though you just killed a couple of men.
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How i won wasn't by shiving everybody, at the last round, i sprinted at start and flipped everyone off... it stuns a lot of them. and i keep donating to make ALL of them stop moving, and if somebody is going to pass me, knife!