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I seem stuck. I keep coming in 7th of 8 on the Patriotic Race, I have over 3000 worthless capitalist inequality-tokens, and there are no more contracts to sign for better training or stuff.
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*shivs* papers explain everything *shivs* judges didnt see due to weather *shivs* i have a lawyer *several shivs later* hey where'd all the competition go its like theyre not even trying
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comrade: *stabs another racer* judge: oh wait, he has some papers with him thats fine then, let him go. HANG ON WTF HE JUST PICKED UP SOME CHOCOLATE PENALIZE HIM!!!
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Comrade, for stabbing your fellow competitor you must stop running for ten seconds. *10 seconds later* You may continue your race now, comrade.
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Brilliant that Milton Friedman, one of the most famous free-market capitalists in the world, is overseeing the shop in a top-hat and monocle.
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Stabbed someone with knife while officials where watching.
-Officials ''Yes the papers do explain everything, move on!''
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The song is called Inno di Potere Operaio, but there are no drums or anything; IcecreamBreakfast added that themself, and you can see this when you visit their website.
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*Judge watches as I murder a contestant after half the contestants are already bleeding out on the track* Judge: Ah, yes. These papers explain everything. Carry on.
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And so, we have a new champion of our glorious race. This mysterious stranger blazed a path to victory by remaining standing after his 9 comrades decided to lie down on the ground and bleed out of their backs for an extended period of time. Yes, the ulitmate shining demonstration of courage, valor, and athleticism. Not bleeding out of a mysterious puncture wound. Courage.
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You know you are a proletarian when you pick up a loaf of bread fallen on the ground to gain stamina for the race you are running right now.
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Oh, the judges can't see me donate, scold, salute or distract them, but they can somehow see me brutally stab the front runner? What type of communist blasphemy is this.
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Carrying an orphan, a red star, and the honorable knife, I run, furthering the cause of socialism! What could possibly more patriotic?
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*Stabs a guy* "No comrade! that is not the socialist way!" *Stops running for 3 seconds* *Crosses finish line with all other racers on the ground* "Congratulations Comrade! you are an inspiration to us all! here's a bunch of money!"
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the upgrades shivving heroic knife and gold star suggest there is a penalty for accidentally stabbing someone but the "tutorial" message about the shivving button says "officials don't care about this, of course" (like taunting)