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What helped me winning the 4th race (besides stabbing everyone): Using taunt at the start, regularly using sprints to stab the leading competitors first and always donate, when officials are present and the weather is fine.
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Anyone else notice that the developer specifically made it so that shanking people has a different cool down timer than the rest of the dirty tactics? Never mind the shocking deliberation, but that doesn't seem very equal.
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As I kick the 2nd place racer I say to him:
"In soviet Russia, competition beats YOU."
And my joke was so powerful, he could never run again (all because of the joke, not at all b/c I shivved him 2 seconds later)
True story.
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hmmm 12 people all time with 0 days for completing 4th race, 6 this week, 5 today..... so 50% of extreme cheaters this week ...
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I don't even have the chance to stab everybody in the last race. I can stab everyone except for two people who always end up far enough ahead of me that I can't get them.
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Karl Marx could fly? And clone himself?!
The streets were paved with food and drugs?
The politicians had to run races and try to out-cheat each other?
HOW DID THE SOVIET UNION FALL?!
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I can't even beat the third race??? How are you guys even stabbing anyone? The front three are so far ahead that I can't stab them... and i have unlocked everything! THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD RACE!
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Ready...set...go! *stabs* *stabs* *distracts judges, stabs* *starts to rain, stabs* *stabs, papers explain everything* *stabs* well looky here I won the race! It's like the other guys weren't even trying or something!
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The last race is just plain stupid. I have everything maxed out and use most of it as often as possible (especially sprinting) but it seems impossible to finish better than 3rd.