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Shiving "They stop running forever". "no, comrade, do not stop just because a 12 inch combat knife is in your leg, carry on, for the glory of Mother Russia".!
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As someone who's lived in the Soviet Union for a while, I can only say this depiction is astonishingly accurate. Except for all the running, maybe.
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The music on races #2 and #4 is named "Inno di Potere Operaio", an italian based song. Full version can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRv7lqwuyP8
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I couldn't stop launghing hard at this game, especially when stabbing people and nobody said a thing about that! XD
Next time allow us to choose what character to use, ok comrade? 5/5
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This has to be the single most amusing (and clever) game on Kongregate. Or anywhere else. Reminds me of Monty Python's famous sketch featuring famous philosophers playing football... except that didn't feature shivving one's competitors for the glory of the Motherland! Genuinely inspired - I love it.
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Super-clever. Hilarious the whole way through. Unfortunately, the game part of the game is a bit boring, so it's not very replayable. 5/5, but not a favourite. Thanks for the fun.
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*clicks salute button*
"There are no officials to see you do that."
*Presses kick button*
"Comrade! That does not accord with socialist ideals!"
No officials my arse.
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Ah!theese officials are a bit mentally ill:They rarely check the race,and do not think that that's strange,that they let 10 communist leaders run,(lenin(Player) with a heroic knife)9 die off cause knife stabs,and the Champion of Workers,The Wheeler 'n Dealer,The Comisser,who lost a limb(bronze),his family(silver),and his life(gold star),With a scuffed and an import shoe,an orphan,an umbrella,a water bottle,a heroic knife,some papers,a Grimy Belt and a GYM Finish only?!?!?!
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the color is horrible. it is very difficult to see with those colors. look up color blindness and try to follow those rules, otherwise you take away a portion of potential players because they cannot read your title screen.