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My fellow comrade, why is it that these capitalist upgrades are of varrying price? In Soviet Russia, all upgrades should be of equal price! Also, this game does nothing to be like the motherland, for in Soviet Russia we have no time for filthy capitalist foot race. By the way comrade...how did you get your hands on capitalist computer? You will have long talk now with secret police...
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Erm... why is Benito Mussolini in this? Fascism is kind of diametrically opposed to communism. Wars have been fought between fascists (and the related Nazis) and communists.
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Pardon me, but why must a water bottle cost so much more than an orphan? Not to imply anything that might offend the motherland's glorious sensibilities, of course.
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Anyone out there willing to enlighten me and tell me the names of the songs used? Perhaps even where to get more music similar to this?
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Last race: stab someone, then taunt them, then sprint. You'll get the early lead. Whenever the officials show up, donate and then distract them so they go away. As someone approaches, stab again and fob off the rest, don't forget to sprint whenever you can, timing it well with the stabs. Collect food on your way to have enough stamina all the way through. Keep doing this and you'll end 1st.
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After I beat the game, I made it a goal to go backwards and try to kill everyone in a race. The tough part was getting enough punishment for the other guys to catch up so I could shiv them.
Ah this game is the most equal of all games.
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LOL. Best way to win is to stab everyone, I always do a equal genocide each race, but who I am to do equal genocides? I should stab judges too.
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y does he need glasses and a monocle? probably because glasses and monocles r equal and wearing just 1 would not only look more sensible it would b socialisticly unacceptable
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Even after getting all of the "upgrades," the game didn't feel fully completed until i was able to shank all the other 9 racers in a glorious race. 'Tis glorious indeed!
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Wow, put in FDR as a socialist. Communist gamer sees your right-wing bluff and raises you two Intelligence points: go read a real work of socialism: you'll see the difference between Lenin and the New Deal quite quickly.
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Songs that I identified: "Inno di Potere Operaio - Stato e Padroni" (Italian version)" and "A Las Barricadas" (Spanish version), there's more but I don't know exactly which ones. All of them are variations based on "Warszawianka 1905" (Polish version).
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Catch Breath not so useful through the first two races as it doesn't add enough stamina back. Better off slowing the enemies and well timing the sprints. Last race when it's maxed it was very useful. Donating pays off a ton. Didn't ever put anything into judge distracting. And everything on the second stat page was super helpful. Creepy/humorous game 4/5
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A fun game with great quotes and good music. One thing I would like to see though would be once you max everything stop getting contraband since it is random drop some time you can get almost all contraband and you are like no stamina. Keep up the good work.
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Cast, for those wondering - runners: Vladimir Lenin, Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, John Calvin, Thomas Hobbes, Benito Mussolini, Friedrich von Hayek, Georg Hegel, Franz Kafka, John Locke, Martin Luther, Friedrich Nietzsche, Thomas Jefferson, Joseph Stalin, David Ricardo; judges: Karl Marx; upgrade shop: Milton Friedman, Adam Smith. Superb premise, fun game. One of my few 5/5s.
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In Soviet Russia, knife shivs you! Rather fun game although the races do seem to vary on differculty depending on the random stamina pickups. Oh people don't worry, These papers explain exactly why this guy just bit the guy next to him, kicked the guy behind them and is now hurling abuse at the others
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What I found works well for the last race is to shiv someone right at the beginning of the race, then taunt the others and sprint, and as soon as you see the officials, bribe them. You should have a good lead like that. Keep sprinting as it becomes available and Voila! Medium badge! Fun game!
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there are no losers,just winners,and the other guys.everyone gets the same reward!first or last....although if you come in last you will be punished!!!
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It's really frustrating to stab 8 runners and still get 2nd place. But that's not a problem, since there are no losers, cause in soviet Russia everyone wins.