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F13nt

Jul. 5, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Truly a war and athletic hero should deserve the right to use hotkeys, pesky capitalist invention as they are.

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20AngelaC

Jul. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) *shivs* papers explain everything *shivs* judges didnt see due to weather *shivs* i have a lawyer *several shivs later* hey where'd all the competition go its like theyre not even trying

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phazonmissile

Jul. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Comrade, for stabbing your fellow competitor you must stop running for ten seconds. *10 seconds later* You may continue your race now, comrade.

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ridgeyboy

Jul. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) *bites opponent* "Ah my ankle!"

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LonelyLimeHunter

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, i'm in fifth place. I would be in tenth, but i accidentally stabbed half the competition...

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waluigiplant

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How dare you have a high quality and low quality option, in soviet Russia, everything is of equal quality!

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primeoffense

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best racing game in history. Seriously. I'm reading the describtion for shivving people and I just crack up because it says "They stop running forever."

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strijder20

Jun. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 'Gold star': Only given to true patriots which have died in war! ... Rather impressive feat to die and still be running, yes.

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magirik3

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It is ok to stab everyone, as long as you do it the socialist way.

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mertholhc

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks kongregate for letting me see all the communists leaders running while I was stabbing, kicking and taunting while carrying an orphan on my shoulders with a water bottle on my hands! The most original game I've ever played here! Now I can die in peace!

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Aethelstan

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love that you can run faster once you're carrying a water bottle, umbrella, have a friggen BABY on your shoulder, and are holding an armful of papers that make government officials go "We'll ignore your manslaughter so you can run this race!"

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WillTroll4food

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone should get badge for this. Is way of the motherland.

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Nconvenience

Jul. 5, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The song is called Inno di Potere Operaio, but there are no drums or anything; IcecreamBreakfast added that themself, and you can see this when you visit their website.

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Squornt

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hard badge suggestion: "shiv all opponents in glorious race"

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strategyfan

Aug. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Number of runners at starting line : 8. Number of runners at finishing line : 1. Number of dead bodies with obvious stab wounds found along the track : 7. Verdict : Nice job, comrade! I will get you access to a more challenging race!

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Drdray77

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After I beat the game, I made it a goal to go backwards and try to kill everyone in a race. The tough part was getting enough punishment for the other guys to catch up so I could shiv them. Ah this game is the most equal of all games.

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pridewinner

Feb. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) And penalties from "accidentally" stabbing runners will be halved in duration. Yea that was an accident alright.

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fishfing3rs

Nov. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) comrade: *stabs another racer* judge: oh wait, he has some papers with him thats fine then, let him go. HANG ON WTF HE JUST PICKED UP SOME CHOCOLATE PENALIZE HIM!!!

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kwakerjak

Jul. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wonderful game, comrade! I'd tip you, if it weren't for the fact that that goes against our socialist ideals.

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Maphysto

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I start all my races by stabbing the poor bastard next to me, calling the rest names, and sprinting of into the distance while giggling with glee. Truly I am the paradigm of Soviet accomplishment.

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zotjes95

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Finally, a realistic racing game! Unlike what all the western propaganda is making you believe, sometimes you just lack the talent to win. And at that point a man is left with no choice but to violently kill everyone.

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rasder

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The officials: "Strange. Only one person came to the finish line. On a completely unrelated topic, do you know why the there's a trail of dead bodies on the racetrack?"

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godzillabbq

Jun. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) third time i play this game. juts cant get enough

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coolguy922

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so im stabbing like 9 people on a race and still that racers participate.that i call true socialistic thinking

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Whaker

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Took me five minutes to stop laughing before I even made it past the main menu. And by main menu, I in no way imply that it is superior to any other menu, because all menus do their best for the motherland...

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deathnow11

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yay i finally won (just ignow those 9 bodies back there <)

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Maphysto

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Voted five for the motherland. Lenin and Stalin are content in their graves.

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halo0000

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ahem "Whatever your secret is, it is obviously the best way." Me: Correct Shanking people

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Awwastar

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The only reason I won the last race is because almost everyone was dead...

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Tinlion

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Crazy weather we've been having, eh, comrade?

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EPR89

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just saved a man from being stabbed to death by giving him the finger. And then I stabbed him anyway and got away with it. All my dreams came true in the end!

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namelesshero

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) according to your comrads, You don't win, you allow them to lose.

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Drowssapdrinker

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that oddly satisfying feeling of managing to shiv every single person in the race

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Heracleum

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun fact: the song in race #2, #4 and at the ending is not at all sung in Russian, it is actually in Italian.

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Vanimal

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Probably one of the most amusing games on the site. Only thing missing to make this race more socialist is the ability to choose equally among the characters. While being a sprinting Lenin may have its perks -- I'd like to give Trotsky an equal chance to excel.

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qwasek

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those bastards run faster than I can stab them. Do they know I have knife or what?

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KratosBlx

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well it is definately a wierd coincidence that every participant except for the worst lies bleeding on the street, but these papers explain it is because of dirty capitalist knife artillery. Congratulations, comrade!

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WhatDoYouCare

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) as you can clearly see these papers explain that i can take illegal materials and kill many of my fellow politicians withuot any penalty

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kyruya

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "whats with all the dead bodys on the tracks?" "uhhhhhh, they tripped"

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KungFuX

Mar. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Needs a win first place by stabbing all competitors achievement

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ImWatchingYou

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol at literally killing all 9 of my opponents to win. A worthy way of winning the race!

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bloodyboy23

Jan. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The quality should be "equal" "Less equal" and "more equal"

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mythologicaly

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "They will stop running forever." *Immediately uses it in front of an official*

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guetto_man

Aug. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Songs that I identified: "Inno di Potere Operaio - Stato e Padroni" (Italian version)" and "A Las Barricadas" (Spanish version), there's more but I don't know exactly which ones. All of them are variations based on "Warszawianka 1905" (Polish version).

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Dracadorp0

Aug. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Penalties for accidentally stabbing runners will be halved" - love it.

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SemihLord

Jul. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Stabbing people while carrying a child on my back. 10/10

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jrhutch

Mar. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) As far as I can tell, the goal of this game is to stab all 9 competitors in the 4th race. #winning

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vovillia

Mar. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Funny how it's a higher crime to steal chocolate than to kick someone in the vitals....

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BuddyPharaoh

Aug. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cast, for those wondering - runners: Vladimir Lenin, Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, John Calvin, Thomas Hobbes, Benito Mussolini, Friedrich von Hayek, Georg Hegel, Franz Kafka, John Locke, Martin Luther, Friedrich Nietzsche, Thomas Jefferson, Joseph Stalin, David Ricardo; judges: Karl Marx; upgrade shop: Milton Friedman, Adam Smith. Superb premise, fun game. One of my few 5/5s.

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avsouth

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What a glorious game in patriotism to the Motherland! In a true dutiful manner to the state, I never took the temptations of the Capitalist dog; never did I shy from the watchful eyes of the Officials, for a true Socialist has nothing to hide! I completed this game without the harming my comrades (with the exception of trouncing them in great Soviet debate (taunting)!) and the dirty capitalist Imported Gyms, Imported Shoes, Forged Papers, or the Shiv. Glory to the state!

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