Comments for Racing Comrade!

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magirik3

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It is ok to stab everyone, as long as you do it the socialist way.

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waluigiplant

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How dare you have a high quality and low quality option, in soviet Russia, everything is of equal quality!

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primeoffense

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best racing game in history. Seriously. I'm reading the describtion for shivving people and I just crack up because it says "They stop running forever."

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mertholhc

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks kongregate for letting me see all the communists leaders running while I was stabbing, kicking and taunting while carrying an orphan on my shoulders with a water bottle on my hands! The most original game I've ever played here! Now I can die in peace!

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LonelyLimeHunter

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, i'm in fifth place. I would be in tenth, but i accidentally stabbed half the competition...

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DaHog

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Shivs comrade Joseph* Officials: Ahh you're right, these papers do explain everything! Carry on.

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kwakerjak

Jul. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wonderful game, comrade! I'd tip you, if it weren't for the fact that that goes against our socialist ideals.

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Maphysto

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I start all my races by stabbing the poor bastard next to me, calling the rest names, and sprinting of into the distance while giggling with glee. Truly I am the paradigm of Soviet accomplishment.

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pridewinner

Feb. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) And penalties from "accidentally" stabbing runners will be halved in duration. Yea that was an accident alright.

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strategyfan

Aug. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Number of runners at starting line : 8. Number of runners at finishing line : 1. Number of dead bodies with obvious stab wounds found along the track : 7. Verdict : Nice job, comrade! I will get you access to a more challenging race!

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zotjes95

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Finally, a realistic racing game! Unlike what all the western propaganda is making you believe, sometimes you just lack the talent to win. And at that point a man is left with no choice but to violently kill everyone.

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Drowssapdrinker

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that oddly satisfying feeling of managing to shiv every single person in the race

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bloodyboy23

Jan. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The quality should be "equal" "Less equal" and "more equal"

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Whaker

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Took me five minutes to stop laughing before I even made it past the main menu. And by main menu, I in no way imply that it is superior to any other menu, because all menus do their best for the motherland...

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WillTroll4food

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone should get badge for this. Is way of the motherland.

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mythologicaly

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "They will stop running forever." *Immediately uses it in front of an official*

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strijder20

Jun. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 'Gold star': Only given to true patriots which have died in war! ... Rather impressive feat to die and still be running, yes.

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godzillabbq

Jun. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) third time i play this game. juts cant get enough

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Aethelstan

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love that you can run faster once you're carrying a water bottle, umbrella, have a friggen BABY on your shoulder, and are holding an armful of papers that make government officials go "We'll ignore your manslaughter so you can run this race!"

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coolguy922

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so im stabbing like 9 people on a race and still that racers participate.that i call true socialistic thinking

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Maphysto

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Voted five for the motherland. Lenin and Stalin are content in their graves.

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fishfing3rs

Nov. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) comrade: *stabs another racer* judge: oh wait, he has some papers with him thats fine then, let him go. HANG ON WTF HE JUST PICKED UP SOME CHOCOLATE PENALIZE HIM!!!

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Drdray77

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After I beat the game, I made it a goal to go backwards and try to kill everyone in a race. The tough part was getting enough punishment for the other guys to catch up so I could shiv them. Ah this game is the most equal of all games.

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Awwastar

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The only reason I won the last race is because almost everyone was dead...

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Squornt

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hard badge suggestion: "shiv all opponents in glorious race"

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rasder

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The officials: "Strange. Only one person came to the finish line. On a completely unrelated topic, do you know why the there's a trail of dead bodies on the racetrack?"

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KitKatch

Jun. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I never stretched my thighs in the most socialist of fashions, and now I have the knees of an old capitalist. Alas!

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halo0000

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ahem "Whatever your secret is, it is obviously the best way." Me: Correct Shanking people

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deathnow11

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yay i finally won (just ignow those 9 bodies back there <)

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avatar for Tinlion
Tinlion

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Crazy weather we've been having, eh, comrade?

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avatar for EPR89
EPR89

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just saved a man from being stabbed to death by giving him the finger. And then I stabbed him anyway and got away with it. All my dreams came true in the end!

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Vanimal

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Probably one of the most amusing games on the site. Only thing missing to make this race more socialist is the ability to choose equally among the characters. While being a sprinting Lenin may have its perks -- I'd like to give Trotsky an equal chance to excel.

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namelesshero

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) according to your comrads, You don't win, you allow them to lose.

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qwasek

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those bastards run faster than I can stab them. Do they know I have knife or what?

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WhatDoYouCare

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) as you can clearly see these papers explain that i can take illegal materials and kill many of my fellow politicians withuot any penalty

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Heracleum

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun fact: the song in race #2, #4 and at the ending is not at all sung in Russian, it is actually in Italian.

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rosalie1195

Jun. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) placed 4/10. looking back, i had 6 dead men behind me...

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KratosBlx

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well it is definately a wierd coincidence that every participant except for the worst lies bleeding on the street, but these papers explain it is because of dirty capitalist knife artillery. Congratulations, comrade!

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ImWatchingYou

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol at literally killing all 9 of my opponents to win. A worthy way of winning the race!

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kyruya

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "whats with all the dead bodys on the tracks?" "uhhhhhh, they tripped"

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Herald4

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The Judge comrades understand it's another comrade fault if they run into my shiv.

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Dracadorp0

Aug. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Penalties for accidentally stabbing runners will be halved" - love it.

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hoikneusen

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) stabbing everyone to death makes you a socialist hero :)

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avatar for BulletNinja42
BulletNinja42

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Moral of the story: it doesn't matter how fast or long you can run, the only way you can truly win is by stabbing the competition.

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avatar for Wicked_Wolf
Wicked_Wolf

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh dear mother Russia, where water bottle cost 1500 rubles and firearms cost only 750 rubles.

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EmmanuelleBeart

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What...What did I just play ? O___o

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avatar for gEasS_53
gEasS_53

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Managed to shiv everyone in the last race :D

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jamesk42

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) final race stab stab stab *9 no way i can lose now

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keeroy

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Incredible humor. Loved it! 5/5

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avatar for tyuiop9006
tyuiop9006

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 6/5 for the motherland

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