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If you're going to make everything automatic, just go the rest of the mile and make an idle game. It'll be pretty much the same thing, minus the RAM, server latency, and hilariously cluttered UI (seriously, go back to college and take Interface Usability).
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
The 'freemium' model is trash when misused to function as a revenue stream. It should be a conversion incentive only. With the way things are headed, though, I wouldn't be surprised if one day I wake up and found that my e-toothbrush frequently stops working until I swipe my credit card through the bristles.
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You know what's funny? Every time I check the"Exciting Events" option, there's nothing there! Good call game, good call.
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Rate JSilvis's comment up - it's absurd how many of Kong's badges lately go to these multiplayer free=to-pay games. And that these games, for sure, are not getting fake star ratings, everyone is sick of them.
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When the first thing you see is a menu at the top with one of the four options being buy gold you just know what kind of game it's gonna be
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Auto-everything is disgusting, interface is disgusting, energy system is more disgusting. 1/5, this game will never get even a 3.8 rating.
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Don't get me wrong, I have slogged my way through a LOT of energy based games just to pick up the badges at the end of it. But this one is truly the worst of them. Best way to play is in a separate window while doing something else, just pop back every couple of minutes to start up a new fight. Lose less brain cells that way.
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It's NOT a gift if you have to buy something!!! It's a special offer. Sucks seeing a present that says gift that I can't have.
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Ugh. This game is soooo boring. I have no clue what I'm even doing besides clicking. Does this have any purpose? I can't get into the game when all I'm doing is mindlessly following orders.
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is this game intended for elementary schoolboys, or farmville gamers? i don't think people go to kongregate to play farmville...
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One of the worst "games I have ever seen, literaly logging in once a day to tell my charater to do some work for me so he wll level up so I can have the badge. Rated 1/5, would rate -10/5 if the option was given. Between a game that plays itself, with no involvment from me, other than possibly throwing money at it, and annoying pop-ups everywhere that cover buttons and make it almost impossible to do anything. THIS IS TRASH, Kong ol' buddy HOW did this get badges? Seriously, I would like a PM explaining how that happened.
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Personally, I think the developers method of making money in this game seems to simply be make it as crap as possible, and get people to pay to not play.
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You should really make it clear that upgrading your fruits is a onetime only use. I spend 200 vouchers thinking it would be permanently.
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The only tags this game should have are "idle" "endurance" "mouse only" "point and click" "one button" and maybe "kids." Worst game I've played on kong, and I've been here a while. This some sort of an off-season April fools joke?
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more IGG pay to win crap. and it doesnt even require you to really do anything. just click the blue! auto everything, auto fight, auto move... all they want is auto pay. kong. stop promoting these games by adding badges to them. I know you earn good money off people who like to throw money at games, but then you get more and more crap games and the quality of the site as a whole lowers because people cant find games that are actually fun, engaging, interesting, thought provoking and entertaining. really its in YOUR best interest to remove this crap and ban companies that peddle this blatant money grab.
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This just feels like such a waste of art assets. I mean, if you're going to go to the trouble of making pretty backgrounds and stuff, it's probably a bad idea to cover it all up almost in its entirety with a cluttered pile of buttons and labels we're not going to be clicking because they're just ways to beg for money we're not going to give you.
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Just a boring and tedious mouse clicker plus clock waiter and we have to play THIS to get two badges? 1/5, you are welcome. And screw you moneysucker gamestop.
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lol @ the developer offering incentives for high ratings. You want to know a way to get legitimate high ratings? Don't make a money-grabbing game.
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Funny how there is an option for Paying members to skip the entire Combat.... Its like yeah give us some money and you can see even less of this crappy game.
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This game is just bad.... i've been only clicking "next... next... next..." for half an hour without playing nothing... if you like to tell a non interactive history make a movie, not a game.
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If you look at the Top New Games This Month page, you'll see that over 60% of them are multiplayer -_- and this is coming from a site that had less than a hundred multiplayer games a year ago
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...Are you serious IGG? I mean really? I'm kind of in awe..bribing players for a high rating...and putting that in the comments. I've seen some money hungry, despicable companies, but you IGG, you take the goddamn cake. Unbelievable..just unbelievable. Clearly you've read all the comments saying how horrible this game is and how tired everyone one is of them..so what do you do? You try bribing..I have no words. This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in Flash gaming.
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After reading the comments, I thought, "This game couldn't be THAT bad!"
...and then I played it. And realized that, yes, it IS that bad. *sigh* Disappointed, yet again.
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Man oh man. Since Kong sold out, I've seen some serious pieces of shit get badged on here, but this has got to be the absolute worst. It's not even a game. There's no skill involved, everything is automated, and even if everything wasn't automated, it would still suck. Shame on Kong for promoting this kind of crass money grabbing rubbish.
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This game is 1/5. Put a auto-badge button and my rating will be 5/5. Do you really think that anyone will pay to play this?!??!?!
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i'm tired of these games, i know it's game stops fault, greedy little buggers, but you could at least not badge these kind of games
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Movement is choppy, combat is ridiculously oversimplistic (I may as well be playing Digimon), the story is uncompelling (by virtue of the Skip button on nigh every screen, the author doesn't have much faith in it, either), and, of course, the overabundance of ways to bilk a player out of real cash for game benefit. Not impressed with this offering at all.