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alright so at about the 3 hour mark i start openly weeping and sayin something along the lines of society" my roommate walks in and goes "whats you problem?" "here you try i shout back i'm going to take a quick nap" i shout back. so i go to sleep and wake up an hour later or so and my roommate is sitting there in a ball next to the computer rocking back and forth. All he said was "that was the worst game in exsistance" i agree and then laughably i say "lets make you son try it" (he's 14) this evil smile comes across my roommates face and he says "lets do it." so we call him in there with a chuckle and say" all you got to do is get to 350" so we wait and to our disbelief he gets to 452 on his first try..... my roommate promptly grounded him out of sheer anger
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Don't be afraid to take your time. You've got all day other than the laser coming from below you as fast as it is capable of to burn you into pieces if you hesitate for a split second.
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Hint: the laser moves as fast as you are when outside the screen, so no matter how fast you go it will be just behind you as soon as you slow down. So stop worrying about outrunning it and concentrate on getting the jumps right.
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I cant' think and time my jumps when a laser is coming to obliterate me as soon as I stop. Seriously, who designed that tower with a laser of doom and electric walls?
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Why the tiny ninja with tiny purple eyes not stay on ground?!? Is Safe there! But NOOOOO, ninja has to wall-jump. I would not recommend this, personally.
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They called me mad for making an impossibly high tower, intermittent spikes between two rails and a laser that slowly moves upwards as my defense system. WELL WHO'S MAD NOW, HUH?
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._.I like how I got to 290 by randomly pressing esc without even looking at the game and when I actually try I barely make it to 200
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Tips for anyone trying the badges: Spend time getting used to the jump mechanic. I know there is only one button, but it is not immediately clear that there is variable jump height. Additionally, you can get a speed boost of sorts by doing a "full hop" off of the wall just as you hit it. This can help you get climbing up the tower much faster and you can cut the height by releasing the button. This will definitely help you breeze past the starting sections. Jumps can vary in height from 1m up to 15m at a time if you get up to full speed by chaining the jumps, although it is not always advantageous to do so. Use the wall slides to your advantage and best of luck. You'll get there with a bit of luck and being "in the zone." If the music isn't doin it for you, trying muting and listening to some nice instrumentals.
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(Diary from the ninja in the game) Day 1 I tried to escape and i got 3 (three) jumps in and fell I look up to see the lazer has engaged and I sit in defeat. I look to the left (or right) and see (what used to be an escape sign) to turn into a troll face... T-T
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386m! That was really more luck than skill. I had gotten to 330-ish like 5 times, but met impossible formations of spikes. The only hint I can think of is to pace your jumps, hold for a long jump, tap for a short jump, and in some cases you'll need to slide down the wall you're already on, or even a short jump will hit the spikes on the opposite side. At around 300m you don't have much time for sliding so you can't do anything much other than pray the spikes appear in a possible formation so you can keep moving.
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I love this game. It's addictive, fun, it has the best control (I like the fact you used the escape button instead of say, the up button because of it's now apparently superior placement) for this type of game, and it's easy to get back into it when you lose, all you have to do press the escapre button to play again. Good design, A+
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This game is amazing. It's so simplistic yet incredibly addicting. I love the graphics, especially the character's trail and his shadow just after the jump. As if it wasn't tough enough watching out for the pads, now there's an increasingly fast laser to really keep me on my toes. The music only pulls me in more. I want to play this forever. Current record: 445m.
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@CeramicAnimal Except you didn't actually get that score. You posted that 2 days ago, and not in Today's Best, Week's Best, or All Time Best (Or Friends, cause I added you just to check). You're an idiot.
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Oh my god, I don't even WANT the freaking Hard badge. My friend got 349 and I want to beat the CRAP out of her score.