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skier: there were WHALES on that mountain,and dancing trees! otherguy: Were you on drugs? skier: yeah, LOADS of them, and some glowed, but thats not the point. ROCKETS too, lots of them just shooting out of nowhere,and the rocks man,they turned into dancin' domos! the colors, they were EVERYWHERE! otherguy: *on phone* yes, he's delusional. he took many and hit loads of rocks,snowmen, and trees. Bring a high dosage. *in backround* the smiles, the dancing banana, man, i wish i could be him. oh! the disco arrows, they made sure i didnt fall off he path. i got you a ton of these watermelons too, the robot said you'd like them. otherguy: yes he's over there. Doctor: hold him down so i can get him Police: just. stop. moving. skier: but .. but the colors, i want to see them again. *goes on rampage, pulls out a lots of pills and eats all of them then he disappeares out of existence* skier now in his own little world forever skies with endless pills and watermelons. 5/5 needs fullscreen
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ah, the pursuit of collecting pills and watermelon while skiing down a hill trying to avoid dancing trees, domos and robots. 5/5
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level 4 WON!!!!! this isn't a joke i done 900000 (i don't know if the number of zeros is right) score and the final video started!!!!!! 5/5
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jesus christ, the mapping on this game is crap, i'll be at least a a few (in game) feet from a tree, and i still go down, let alone the fact that the movement decides to stop working every now and then, 1 star