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Recon: "Sir the enemies are in a large Pile box with only firing areas in the front! What should we do?" Officer: "Hmmm.... STORM THE FRONT WITH EVERY SWORDMAN WE HAVE!
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ok, let's go over some not so obvious game mechanics. Upgrading your gunmen doesn't work like most games. going from 1 to 2 shooters doesn't double the amount of shots fired. The game works with a timer, every x seconds a shot is fired if possible. every time you buy another gunman, it decreases this time a little bit. This has the effect of making the first 15 or so upgrades nearly identical to 1st upgrade. Around 20 or so, the upgrades hit a "critical" point and your gunmen become awesome. Upgrades continue to be awesome up to roughly 50 (i might be off). Alot of the other upgrades work with a similar mechanism, so try different things out.
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Sparta achievement the easy way!
1)Laser tower fully upgraded
2)Flamer Joe fully upgraded
3)Quake Box fully upgraded. Thats all you need, the rest of the money you can spend on a weapon just for the lols...
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"Sir, the guy up on the hill is taking out a lot of our men and some how upgrading the house. We need to kill him."..."CONTINUE TO ATTACK THE FABULOUS HOUSE!"..."But, Sir.."..."DON'T QUESTION ME!"
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"General, why don't we just kill the guy standing over there, the one who is buying all those things?"(that guy is you)
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You know, seeng as I have all this money, and a ton of wepons, why can't we just, you know, attack them? Like, just spam my space laser at their base and be all like: "Ha! Suck dat bro!" But no, instead we have to just sit at meh house and wait for them to come to us. Hell, when it's been 50 days, you'd think they'd have given up and stopped attacking me. But nope, what are they thinking? "Sir, everything we've been sending at them has been getting completely obliterated" "SPAM MORE TANKS AND GIANT ROBOTS!!!!! I DONT CARE HOW MANY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS I LOSE!!!"
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I like how you can fire bullets, throw grenades and even call orbital strikes right at the house and yet not even a crack forms, the house must be made out of chuck norris' skin
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i sure wish i can give my shotgun i never use to my gunmen. Even better, i sure wish i can buy shotguns for my gunmen :P Imagine 60 gunmen with grenade launchers...
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for those of you wanting to earn the Zombocalyptic Extravaganza Badge, just use the desert eagle to shoot the zombies then when that get to the border use the shotgun to Finnish them off
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Don't use explosives. I don't know why, but every time i have (missle turrets, grenade launcher, ect) my gunmen have stopped firing for no reason, which quickly leads to death. Since this game has no save feature, save yourself some agony.
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How come nothing hurts the gas trucks except your weapons? No tower you use will actually damage it and gunman won't target it. It's kinda stupid that missiles won't effect them...
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I remember this game.... 4 years ago i earned this badge.... 4 years ago i had to buy a new mouse... totally worth it.
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New spartan achievement tactic...the old made no sense to me so i made a new one xD any way by the laser and max ammo and radius put the rest towrds wall
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Conel: Why don't we just nuke them? Enemy's President: Cause I WILL WIN BY CLONING THE SAME SUCKY SWORDSMEN WHEN THEY HAVE INFINITE MONEY AND ALL OF THERE TOWERS ARE FULLY UPGRADED! Conel: but... Enemy's President: I DON'T CARE! GO SWORDSMEN!
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The badge of the day... it doesn't reward me. I got 2100 points on Fisty Mcbeefpunch, and I didn't get the badge. Help?