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Aside from what everybody else said - has anyone playtested it? At all?
Levels are terribly easy, whole "game" is maybe 5 minutes long, on most levels it doesn't even matter if you aim. Controls are laggy, which shouldn't happen with this level of "complexity".
Also - a bazooka "bullet" (I don't dare to call it a rocket) should really get crushed by a cut chain? That was the only difficulty (level 16 or something). And the most hillarious/lame moment - level 14, when one of the enemies DIES ON SPAWN... seriously... at least play your won game...
2/5.. for the menu and actually finishing it with no major bugs, but... meh.
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I'd normally not bother to point this out, but oh really "seaman warrior"? It's like "angry 'turds'"? I will be sure to cherish the morsels of wisdom you've bestowed upon us, because someone who believes things like replacing the word 'birds' with 'turds' or naming themselves after jizz are anything but embarrassingly childish (and possibly somewhat homoerotic in the second case. I'm not sure what exactly makes a person a semen warrior, but I'm not in a rush to find out) is obviously a truly erudite and insightful individual who should be taken seriously at all times. And most definitely is not a 12 year old who believes he's clever because the other little kids in the lunchroom find that dumb shit funny.
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Omg, this is so good. I'd say it's even better than angry birds! You should sell "angry soldier" plushes and everything because dude, this is so awesome!...nah, I'm kidding, this is terrible. I'd go through the reasons why it's terrible, but I don't think that's necessary. Of course what really seals the deal (the deal of being terrible, I mean) is the fact that the entire time I was playing this, no matter how short that may have been, I was comparing it to angry birds and realizing just how pitifully failed an attempt this was to copy it. If you know you can't do better than someone else's work, it's best to try to distance yourself as much as possible since you'll just end up looking like a cheap, unskilled imitator otherwise, and that just makes things worse.