Comments for Dark Cut

avatar for Tiyoushi
Tiyoushi

Jan. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) OH how should I put the stake in? hmm lemme twist it at 100 miles per hour! that should help! :D

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iGark

Jun. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You did not successfully behead the vampire. Therefore, he dies. Um yes. I would use that medical procedure in a real emergency. "BEHEAD OR DIE!"

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newmusicsuks

Jun. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) okay, so if you fail, it sends you to beginning? what the hell?

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DemonicSonic746

May. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I screwed up the vampire, to bad he's already DEAD

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mixmedia101

May. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) god forbid i mess up trying to CHOP A VAMPIRE'S HEAD OFF. OH NOES HE DIED!!!

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junkmike

Jul. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My name is Doctor Al, and I recommend slashing your throat to drain pus.

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barfman

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Doctor: OH GOD HE HAS BOILS ON HIS NECK!!! Hand me the scalpel I'm going to have to slice open his jugular! Nurse: But doctor shouldn't we... Dr: GOD DAMN IT WHO'S THE DOCTOR HERE!!! OH NO, HE'S LOSING PRECIOUS PUSS!! IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!!

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scoopolard

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You messed up your patient." Lmao I think I did a wee bit more than that.

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Hordemaster321

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'In case of real medical emergency, do not perform any of these operations or use this game as a guide' ... Oops -.-

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strayjohno

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why oh why would you have to start from the beginning if you fail? And did anyone else feel like the first one was WAY harder than the second?

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MeRenee

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 50th try... I have to quit playing games just for the badges! Damn you axe!

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MetalCam

Dec. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) does anyone else draw on the vampires face?

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Dutchtica

Jan. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I find it very unfair that you get TWO attempts at a flipping stake. Probably need to get it right in one go as well seeing as it leaves you with 10 life

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namtaru

May. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) cool game ruined by restarting on the first patient after screwing up the much harder vampire level

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Aurian

Jan. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This would be fun if you didn't have to start over from scratch each time you fail. Is it not enough to re-do the same patient? Not all of us have great reaction for quick moving bars.

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tootsiepop222

Apr. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one who is nervous about the vampire suddenly standing up? xD

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deathbringer23

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How does failing to cut part of the arrow feather off in the right order hurt my patient? Maybe he's a perfectionist.

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DragoonX42

Dec. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't realize placing a cross on the wall was a medical procedure...

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IAmTheSuis

Dec. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm confused, if I put the burning iron on the wound it hurts the patient, if I put it anywhere but on the wound it doesn't hurt the patient at all while I'm burning the shit out of their leg. wat

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Heviletti

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So, on the first patient, you only have to place new skin on the upper arrow hole but not the lower one? :E

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AndreiTan

Aug. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I put a cross to kill it. I put a stake to kill it. I put garlic slices to kill it. I beheaded it to kill it... but why do I need to do all these if one of these steps can kill it immediately.

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resell4

Dec. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game needs a MUTE button.. omg

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HelixReaper

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Remember, if no blood splatters on the screen, your doing something wrong

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lotsodots

Jun. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game has so much potential - an autosave feature would've gone a long way. I realize there's apparently only 3 levels, but aiming the stake is a bit of a crapshoot - I got lucky the first time I played, only to lose shortly after that, and I never got further than the stake again.

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melody172

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if you failed in chopping his head, he will die.... so if you are chopping his head, will he live ?!

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AtomicPineapple

Nov. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Having to hit that meter perfectly really ruins the game.

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JanethTheGreat

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Screw this. I need lag. Where's my laptop?

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AwesomeFace9001

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You couldn't just kill him with the axe?

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Shadow122333

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so if a guard complains about an arrow in the knee... all you need to do is some painful surgery and they will be back to adventuring!

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JDcompy

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After chopping off my third patient's head.. I'm not really feeling like I've really "treated" him...

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Pandium

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How the f*ck can you mess up placing a f*cking STAKE?! And furthermore, what kind of vampire slayer needs 3 good aims before even trying to behead the sucker?!

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TehSky

Aug. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In the last level, it's YOUR health, not the vampire's. I mean, you shove garlic inside him and his health is still 100, -_-.

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MaddyOreo

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "remeber all medical procedures in this game are fictious" really? i thought vampires were real...

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Ashexz

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The system of punishment on the vampire is far too heavy for how difficult it is and restarting everytime sucks all the fun from the game, 2/5. Only reason it isn't a 1 is because the concept is so good

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FKINGNONAMES

Mar. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh hey, I got ANOTHER arrow in my leg I need you to remove, only because you didn't successfully behead that vampire...

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JulieCloutier

Jul. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) not sure if i should laugh at the warning in the beginning or be sad that someone must have used them...

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bassmaster0

Jul. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Does the vampire beheading matter? I just pounded a stake into its heart.

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pingulankie1997

Jun. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In a medical emergancy, do not perform any of these operations or use this game as a guide. _ Good job they warned me! Otherwise I might have tried to behead a vampire to stop him from dying!

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dahelmang

Jun. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At least the second one is easy...

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marvinnis

Apr. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) passed the 1st 1 with 1 life point left

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samwilly

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For all of you neophyte docs: the arrow MUST be removed by pushing it thru because it is barbed; ever try to remove a fishhook? The hammer was a bit drastic tho

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numbus

Mar. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wait, I had to stake his heart in, cut a hole in the side of the vampire, and then add garlic (which apparently is "fixing" him up). So why don't I kill him by cutting off his head in the beginning?

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Wavewaker

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Only complaint is the fact that if you lose, you have to completely start from the beginning.. I dont want to go through the bubonic plague level every time i somehow mess up on the damn vampire level.. Either let you restart the current level, or put in a checkpoint of some kind.. :/

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diabwolf

Jan. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) YES !!! THE VAMPIRE LIVES !!!!!!! ........... oh wait he's dead , oh what the heck HE IS DEAD !! WOOT

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v3rtigo

Feb. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For the silly people - the health shown when killing the vampire is your own.

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Ericzander

Aug. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "In case of real medical emergency, do not preform any of these operations or use this game as a guide. Seek professional help immediately." But you don't understand, there is a vampire here and I can't wait to call the doctors! What shou---

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crazydog24

Jan. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why in the blue hell is the last surgery necessary couldn't we just put it out side during the day?

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Jessewere

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) somehow i hurt the guy with the boils by scrubing the wound...:/

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mareckibyku

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Umm... guys? Did you really read the note before 3-rd patient? It says, that your mistake is your death! It means, that you didn't killed a vampire, and so, he kills you! Amen

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BobTheFlish

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) YES!! I CUT THE VAMPIRES HEAD OFF WITHOUT KILLING HIM! Wait... What? Lol

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