Comments for The Heist

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bicpearce

Apr. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So, I have a van that's indestructible and can fly a hundred feet into the air over an overpass, but it can only carry one weapon at a time?

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superchinny

Mar. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) mute would be wonderful

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Lpfan

Mar. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Boss: "Yeah, show those cops how it's done! Spin them out, blow them up and I'll pay you extra! But if you hurt any of those poor civilians, it's coming out of your pay!"

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demyx3

Mar. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "We need a getaway driver, drive it like you stole it!" I have an idea....Why don't you just NOT get caught in the first place!

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ragevc11

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WAIT THRESHOLD MY OTHER COMMENT IT SLOWS YOU DOWN how to survive: you need to swerve left and right like thunder and crash the cop cars into eachother because they both have equal health and damage so they are 1 hit ko on eachother

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ragevc11

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how to survive forever: just drive in the middle of both lanes and crash the closest cop cars. repeat that to not lose forever

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science9

Mar. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hey like this so others can see, THERE IS A HEIST 2 ON JOHNNYTWOSHOES.COM!

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science9

Mar. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, I love it. Too bad you guys (the johnnytwoshoes) stopped coding.

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eyalkapi

Mar. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) why is the second recruitable guy's skill is planning and the last one's planner?

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PatrickM101

Mar. 2, 2014

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zatho96

Feb. 22, 2014

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gianni1971

Feb. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1 have all stufs

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DeadlyDad

Feb. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The dev has an... interesting... take on high-speed chases. As a wanted criminal, is it *really* my job to protect citizens from the police?

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rushnoflush6

Jan. 27, 2014

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long2er2

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you realize that the vans with flashing lights are police vans not ambulances...

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rushnoflush6

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) gold van, missiles, engine 6, armour 6 = IMPOSSIBLE

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elkkukissa

Jan. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YES! Ive been looking for this game for 1 year! (No Joke!) I was soo addicted to this, so i would play it again! :D

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MrDucky13

Jan. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *uses slammer, car DIRECTLY in front of me goes flying* ... I think I broke physics...

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Papa_Luigi

Jan. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Heist 2 exists, but is on other sites. Too bad he didn't upload it here...

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SlySkyrimTheif

Dec. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like how crashing through an uncountable amount of cars and expolsions doesn't waver your van one bit

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That516Kid

Dec. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty awesome game i wanna see The Heist 2! this could be somthing good :)

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bird_gamer

Dec. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *discord

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bird_gamer

Dec. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the only game let you play as dicord :D

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standarduck

Dec. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like the music!

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FaceofSmilers

Dec. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Made cops kill themselves by i was jumping heading for the corner then i was out of the road police kept crashing awesome!!

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giantwalrus

Dec. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously, at least ONE of these civilians have to have car insurance.

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masternjs

Dec. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) now i know how the driver in payday 2 feels

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jasondads

Dec. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) secret475 there already is a heist 2

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daxes2003

Nov. 30, 2013

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daxes2003

Nov. 30, 2013

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glock6275

Nov. 28, 2013

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tanktr

Nov. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if you see people shoot at you quit ramming.

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secret475

Nov. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Will there be The Heist 2?

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Nokama

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You ever wondered what happens after you finish a mission in Payday? This is it.

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jasondads

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) when you first play " use wasd to move" when you finish bonus " press ctrl for boost" i pressed ctrl+W, closed all my tabs. :(

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FattyMcFatstein

Nov. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Anna Savannah has some serious stubble.

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Woodyy1

Nov. 5, 2013

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aneroth73d

Nov. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just Drive in the 5th lane. The game becomes very easy

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enderblawk

Oct. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) slammer: when shouting I NEED MY PERSONAL SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!on!111! just isnt enough.

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Keyant

Oct. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Needs some Gouranga

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avatar for TheKiller_101
TheKiller_101

Oct. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Epic game!! good job ;)

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Jeff1244

Oct. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I believe that the amount of rocket I shot is a lot more than I earn/mission

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karthi

Oct. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) best way to complete a level,, have the misslies and tape down the fire button, sit back and enjoy

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easterwave

Oct. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ... and then I says to meself "Why don't I just blow them ALL away?"

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easterwave

Oct. 9, 2013

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avatar for adnes
adnes

Oct. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if you flick through the specialist fst enough you can briefly glimpse what they look like and this is pretty good game though it certainly needs some improvements. thats why i like the heist 2 the best 4/5

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oboewan42

Oct. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Unlocked the boost, tried to use it with WASD, accidentally closed tab

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intensetbug

Oct. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i saw 2 ice-cream trucks ramming each other. didn't know the business was that competitive...

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avatar for DarkWrath1996
DarkWrath1996

Sep. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) winning game strategy: buy auto guns. drive and hold down spacebar entire time.

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Huthvir

Sep. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I smash into a police car and kill them = bonus credits destroyed police car crashes into civilian car = penalty, even MORE credits I swerve out of the way of another car/oncoming civilians, don't hit any of them, and the police crash into civilians = penalty, minus credits? ....wth lol

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