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CrosshatchSilver

Feb. 05, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) So is the game mumbling Russian?

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luanchblox15

Jan. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, there seem to be no bugs at all. The game became sentient just as you desired. Also the ducks work.

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tzmanga

Jan. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Jonas, game played fine until I tried to grab the power up. Fell through a hole in the floor, game became sentient and began to question life. Was this intended or a bug? Either way, would not recommend for release yet.

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alcucoleio

Jan. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I would go outside more if ducks gave you magical super jump abilities

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BAKIRILOVEYOU

Dec. 26, 2015

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BAKIRILOVEYOU

Dec. 26, 2015

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wca406

Dec. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) awesome

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TsundereYandere

Dec. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I think there may or may not be a few, um, glitches? Like the game thinks and ponders existance...

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awsomecreeper

Oct. 29, 2015

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Natureguy85

Oct. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I like it but I think there should have been more text. All of the interest is at the very end. Before that it was just wandering around, going down a pretty linear path. I do like the religious imagery of the very end, between the ascension, the light coming in, and the music.

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LordFireDragon

Sep. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I can hear princess rainicorn talking in the background!

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densch

Sep. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I likke the diea behind it. It would be really cool if there was more in a game than what was implemented. I mean something that the programmer didn't implement but that was created by the game itself. Unfortunately this is not likely to happen cause computers only do the kinds of things you tell them. and nothing more. :-(

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densch

Sep. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Shit. Seems like I took these kind of pills again. :O So how should I get rid of the elephant in my room again....?

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Kynaan_V

Aug. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. Why was i getting so into this game?

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Mathdude000

Jul. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone notice that the "game of life" is running as background graphics?

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freteczka97

Jun. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I was telling my friends sitting next to me about how philosophical and slightly creepy this game is. And then the jump power-up sound played. '-'

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PatriceB4

May. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) beautifull

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BoomSoup

May. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Reversed audio: "You set the tea light on the table. Its flicker, a delicate tease of what you might see. The early shadows barely breathe that intimacy. As you look, as you reach, recognition, it's brightness, the brightest sun reflected on a field of snow so in that moment the whole room explodes. We start just like you; with a floor and walls where we put our ideas and watch them hang. and then we take them down again, in this space we speak with the color white, the color of all colors combined, the color of all our options, the color of all our connections and traverse space and time. To stop, the darkness lingers so even the shade seems bright. You reach out and (realize?) the powerful, tangible meaning of life."

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faedonsuper

May. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) God, reversed talking creeps me out so much...

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Nightshade210

Apr. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Note: Eating ducks makes you incredibly acrobatic. Do not apply advice to real life.

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svenneman02

Feb. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) dear jonas is itt just me or is the game glitched there is talking in reverse in the background or is there a piece of DUST IN MY DISK OMG MY COMPUTER ITS BURNING

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sentrix555

Jan. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) at one point I thought that there was no such thing, but in the end I got to the end.

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Platformergamer

Dec. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If Jonas's failures are this good, his successes must be amazing.

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cosmos5000

Nov. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) dear jonas , your game became aware of its own existence after i fell thourgh the floor of the first level , i would concider fixing this for next patch

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SFXBarberian

Nov. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me or is there reversed talking in the backround

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kerothen

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I won. Yay.

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10crystalmask01

Nov. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Nice simple game, I guess.

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GoldenCreation

Nov. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Jonas, you're TOO good at making games... they're becoming self-sentient... the games you make have feelings too. this is getting creepy, Jonas...

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Ninjaf0ssil

Oct. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ummm... are there meant to be haunting ghost voices?

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Teraunce

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wish I could play it. this game is laggy.

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Zahid41

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i didnt want to continue because i didnt know what would happen to Blu

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loltopia543

Sep. 21, 2014

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loltopia543

Sep. 12, 2014

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d1054901

Sep. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) because all game designers know that this is what happens when you leave holes in the game.

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Mochabunn

Sep. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow this game is incredible, totally made my sick day a lot better.

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youduude123

Jul. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this really freaked me out…. kinda

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diamonddestroyer

Jul. 19, 2014

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forneverr

Jul. 12, 2014

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JaidenC2

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I.... have no words for this beautiful game

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Noxxic

Jun. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I have to be completely honest with you.I did not see that fall coming.

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ChicMadScientist

Jun. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Deep...

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AliceElwin

May. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) very inspiring!

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superbutterman

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I hear the whispers... Marshmallow Lara Croft Vunchelai Mimi Harshbron Iceberg...

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zekava

Apr. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So very strange...

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ironicspider

Mar. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i ate a duck and now i can jump high? how does that work?

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jkhero73

Mar. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, the game is afraid. Fix this before next patch.

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densch

Mar. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I don't really get the philosophical concept behind it, but it was some really great game!

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GamingDude23

Mar. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Please Fix This Bug

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Gamedziner

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) BUG: A full game hidden in an invisible hole right before the power-up. I recommend using this by instead making the very glitch "normal", calling the game Alphaland.

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Resistance_

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love games like this :D

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